Barney Rubble

Broken hearts and dirty windows make life difficult to see. That's why last night and this morning always look the same to me.

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

@pete_nicoll Why do so many people not understand this? Yoon bot farm generating multiple fake "resign from the SNP" messages. Simples

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Rishi Rhyming Slang:
'Apples and pears' = my wife's shares
'Horse and ponies' = cash for cronies
'First class stamps' = kick some tramps
'Stroke a panda' = send him to Rwanda
'Bobby Moore' = fuck the poor

[Angus Robertson @AngusRobertson]

Don't just watch! Do something about it. Join @theSNP here https://t.co/WpPvaWzcIK

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers ad nauseam, but how about banning civilian ownership of assault weapons - not effing way man! 2nd amendment etc.etc. ad nauseam
https://t.co/Gq5bEviRyU

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

@pete_nicoll She's Salmond's glove puppet

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

https://t.co/CBBiW0BLPg
Haha! No wonder. Look at the cut-price lucky-bag of crap they invested in. Loud mouthed, over the hill, right-wing, misogynist, xenophobic twats

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

https://t.co/FTx0DYAr61
What absolute pish!

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

https://t.co/03GHBoYOrf
No wonder, astronomical rises in prices vs other supermarkets, greatly reduced choice and quality, insistence on labelling Scottish produce as "British", removal of loyalty shopping points, etc.
I've walked away, though they're my closest supermarket.

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Don't eat yellow snow
https://t.co/2nznoVrnS4

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

The truth. Daily Mail is probably the least trustworthy news source in the UK and that's a tough accolade to achieve, but they've done it.
https://t.co/OCu0G0vTNG

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

@mikesautosnelec I'm slow tonight, sorry.
Hadn't realised that this is a brilliant parody account. It's just so accurate

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Yeah, but the same US regulators confirmed that Donald Trump was fit to run for office.. nuff said
https://t.co/NsGhVcHGDI

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Theresa Coffey exhibiting that strange Tory Brexit blindness as usual.. no other EU country is seeing any problems with "the weather in Spain"
https://t.co/4a77ZGHJSl

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Ha! The couple's spokesperson told People: "It's all frankly nonsense. Totally baseless, boring reports."
https://t.co/7kWKM3LU7n

https://t.co/2xPFXySn0O

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Don't you serfs understand, it's all about my bank balance
https://t.co/YRsfmf0BJ2

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Useless faux-christian Americans.
The root of most of the evil in the US today, right-wing "Christian" groups without an ounce of morality, common sense or morals. Go burn some more books you pathetic morons
https://t.co/MOJGNXA5eJ

[Kenny Arnold @kennyarnold1997]

Everyone having a go at 30p Lee Anderson and his call for the death penalty are missing the vital point that he’s correct. It is a wonderful deterrent. They have the death penalty in the US, and there are ZERO murders there. Well played Lee. You mountain of lard and vomit.

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

Even the Tories hate the Tories.
Land of Hope and Glory becomes
Land of Jackanory
https://t.co/jRKksHxPrX

[Barney Rubble @BarneyRubbl]

In more recent times four little words have helped dictators rule: "state-run television & media"
Wait for the deluge of self justification and read between the lines
https://t.co/kBiSeIOKMO