Unemployed #Barnsley man successfully sues local café owner over “sexy” teacake condiment.
“Tiny butter willy proper scared bairns almost t’death.”
Claims Worsbrough Common resident.
Barnsley man miraculously escapes assassination attempt for selling counterfeit Colin’s.
“It’s them bastards at Marks and Sparks “, claims Albert Whitebread, who openly admits to his lack of personal hygiene and to mixing the sponge batter in his bath.
#Barnsley men demand clarity from #BorisJohnson as to when they can go back to washing their hands for 0 seconds after visiting the lavatory.
#Covid19UK
Only now are residents of Barnsley now washing their hands after a piss since they were first mentioned in the Domesday Book way back in 1086. #barnsleyisbrill#Barnsley