Roswell Alien

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@StateFarm
Your claims agent is trying to argue with me about the city requirements I live in. Trying to tell me my city is wrong. I gave her the letter from the city.
You're agent is making you look bad

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

I heard the #BorderPatrol was invited to a #CincoDeMayo party.
They brought #ICE.
😅

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

Every time I go to @Costco, no matter the location, I'm reminded why I like @SamsClub better.
#SamsClub, please build in the St. George area

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@realTrumpNewsX Were we supposed to care about her?

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@charliekirk11 Does anyone know if the LA electric fire engines are fighting the fires?
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🤣

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@JDunlap1974 So....

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@theblaze Does anyone know if the LA electric fire engines are fighting the fires?
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🤣

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@libsoftiktok Does anyone know if the LA electric fire engines are fighting the fires?
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[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

Greater power comes by focusing on joy.

-Elder Taylor
#GeneralConference

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

The Savior's job is to heal. Our job is to love.

-Elder Renlund
#GeneralConference

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

We become vulnerable when we slow down or stop our spiritual momentum.

-Elder Renlund
#GeneralConference

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

Pray
Pray to know that He is there and answers prayers.
Pray to grow and be like His son Jesus Christ.
Pray to show His love to others.

-Sister Porter (Primary General President)
#GeneralConference

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@GuntherEagleman Imagine if the races were reversed

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@angel_luna91 Freedom of speech

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@POTUS I WANT THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF HEALTHCARE

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@PamelaHensley22 He can kiss my 🍑

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@JoeBiden WE'RE NOT A DEMOCRACY!

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@JoeBiden His backwards under him would be going forward to where we're headed now, because under you we're going backwards.

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@elonmusk Me neither

[Roswell Alien @Barnyard1978]

@JoeBiden You've done nothing but emboldened criminals