DS

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@13arm13arm I’m glad that being a Roadster owner I have no skin in this fight

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@elonmusk do you like my VIN 712 right hand drive Roadster?

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@mmpadellan @grok is this correct?

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account

I was devastated

She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office

I sat her down and asked how much she'd made

She said €4,200

I nearly collapsed

That's at least €1,890 in unreported VAT obligations

She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do

We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together

She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID

Makes €340/month after taxes and social contributions

I've never been more proud of her

Only 19 and already an online entrepreneur

She has a bright future ahead of her

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@RealEmirHan I love this

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@HermesLux Someone once said be fearful when others are greedy, and greedy when others are fearful. I’m taking that advice right now with Metaplanet

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@TheCryptoLark Not a coin. A stock. Metaplanet.

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@AdamBLiv When Audible? 🤩

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@elonmusk @grok I like me some Grokky

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@choonguscrypto Actually tried to sell and won’t even let me sell!!!

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@choonguscrypto Now it’s showing less than market value and can only sell at low price. Does anyone know if it is possible to transfer the stocks from Stake to somewhere else or a broker?

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@Mappy6984 Still impressive. At least he is not sitting on the lounge drinking beer, eating donuts watching Netflix

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@TheBTCTherapist MTPLF

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@CrunchyDischarg Buy more if you can. Your 6 week older self will thank you.

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@AdamBLiv @metaplanet G’day Adam, as an Aussie, I’ve caught Dave Ramsay’s TikTok sermons, but Dollar Tree’s a mystery Down Under. Savage takedown of that fiat-loving, pseudo-Christian guru raking in millions peddling dodgy advice. Keep stacking those sats, MSTR, and Metaplanet! 🚀 #Bitcoin

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@TheCryptoLark Buy Metaplanet while it is still OTC in the US and become fabulously wealthy.

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@TheBTCTherapist MTPLF

[DS @BaronCucumber]

@AutisticHODL Already sold GME for CEP/XXI. Great decision so far.

[DS @BaronCucumber]

Grasshopper expresses heartfelt appreciation for the profound insight of Master Po and Master Chen Ming Kan, illuminating a brighter future where Bitcoin, a permissionless, censorship resistant, finite supply, non-correlated, asymmetric asset, revolutionises value, digital gold, and property, ultimately liberating individuals from the constraints of fiat currency and its detrimental effects, promoting endless wars, making people who work hard and save become poorer due to artificially inflated Fiat money debasement.

When can we expect this transformative revolution to unfold, Master? Patience, Grasshopper, for it will unfold in due time, ushering in an era of empowerment and freedom for the Crypto Bros to celebrate with much joy, gladness, world peace, the purchase of ridiculously overpriced automobiles, a modern apartment with ocean views and great local cafes.