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Picking up and putting down toddlers, babies, and weights. Finally escaped the big city life.

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@17cShyteposter @bronzeagemantis This does happen, but only old men do it anymore. If you are offended at someone trying to cheer you up, you deserve to be miserable.

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@Imodernsisyphus So cringe.

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@Imodernsisyphus And the work of supporting communities. Our neighborhoods are falling apart because women are opting for careers that take time from volunteering and outreach.

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@Whiskeytagofox @CoachStinton @Imodernsisyphus @CoachFieszel Not at the gym endangering their precious growth plates.

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@Chosen_Ginger_ They will probably add it to th coronavirus death toll

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@JosephPrichard7 I just mixed up neve and niomi Campbell. Imagine my surprise.

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@veruca_14 And super skilled at talking without breathing. Not easy.

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@JosephPrichard7 And can you believe this: half of all people are below average!

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@kirstenlothbrok This is like a parade of fashion faux pas. Do these women know they are in public?

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@kirstenlothbrok There is about to be an enormous wave of women who regret not having kids. The pendulum will swing back.

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@MrManTitty I have had this thought. I hope it is wrong.

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I don’t like the internet for a lot of reasons, but I did just really enjoy being able to find out the speed of a chickadee for my son who wanted to know. #airspeedvelocity

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I am thankful I don’t have to bear Haftor’s offspring, but I am glad someone is.

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@CBV996 My theory is that no man that is 5’11” says so, they all say 6’. If a guy says they are 5’11” it means they are 5’8”-5’10”.

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@CBV996 This was made by a guy who was 5’10” wasn’t it? Push everything up by an inch in my opinion.

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Can confirm.

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@LLWreturns does the lady liftwaffe still exist?

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@gentIemomma You could try taking her for a drive, I have had good luck with that.

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@Aetherwalker1 @gentIemomma With our first my husband would take the baby and make him comfortable then put on his gun range ear muffs and watch tv with the subtitles on.