BitterBarrenBabe

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Goodbye 2016

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Seasonal Depression Kicks In Just In Time To Numb Woman Before Holiday With Family https://t.co/lF1K6hZeLc

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Heckler Gets Offended By Comedian's Jokes About Parenting and Ends Up Getting Destroyed - https://t.co/kNX24zd9he

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

What about paying for babies? Does that make them more satisfying? Or well behaved? #infertility #infertilityisexpensive https://t.co/VqBQQl4de6

[Scientific American @sciam]

Paying for experiences instead of material possessions will give you greater and more enduring satisfaction https://t.co/6ffG0fVCQx

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Holiday photo tip: your newborn looks like a hairless monkey/some ugly species of tree frog. Do not photo it until at least 6 months.

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

#duh, why do you think I've been trying to get knocked up for years? #fml #infertility https://t.co/9oAM8pfz9a

[Lilly @Lilly]

The best sunshine comes from within 🙏🏽❤️

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Now I'm jealous of a damned leopard mama!
Wait, maybe I'm always jealous of leopards... they're really freaking cool...
#fml #infertility https://t.co/MjcsQHlbMp

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

#tfw you start to hate cute marriage proposal stories bc they'll just announce a pregnancy in 3mo... #fml #infertility

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

This is why we can't have nice things. https://t.co/X8Hh748QOv

[What To Expect @WhatToExpect]

These creative parents-to-be totally raised the bar with these gender reveals: https://t.co/3GwZxWM4Kh

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

This was my #fertility problem all along! I knew it! Not enough talismans. #infertility https://t.co/htVe16BGlh

[The Metropolitan Museum of Art @metmuseum]

Powerful talismans of fertility and good destiny are woven into this rich golden composition. https://t.co/dKFFwuV1t7

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

I knew Angie and I had a lot in common! #twinsies #exceptihavenokids #fml #infertility https://t.co/XiWCq2N80D

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

Brad Pitt says Angelina Jolie "has no self-regulating mechanism": https://t.co/USxHqrn18W

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Stop popping out progeny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/G1nKs0Mj4w

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

2. Stop handing me your trash. https://t.co/i1WhlNp4Wl

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Yes but if I don't drink I threaten to stab friends and family with the little plastic forks, sooo... https://t.co/3lhpylJXFi

[NYT Health @NYTHealth]

If you have low energy after too many holiday parties, it could be your liver. https://t.co/99IlLtEyc4

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Can I use this guy to terrorize the cafe toddlers into shutting the fuck up while I drink my morning coffee? https://t.co/wh2YXuP7t4

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Rule number 1: no kids. #yourewelcome https://t.co/fepnrF9Xze

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

The keys to keeping your cool while throwing the perfect holiday party. https://t.co/nXRHkAvLQC

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Yup, genius politicians don't solve poverty or war. They make fun of their children. #sarcasm https://t.co/xh3yPDyOHJ

[HuffPost Family @HuffPostFamily]

Politician’s genius Christmas card pokes fun at his grumpy son: https://t.co/YCO5HhD9qw

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Watch out, #mommywars soldiers! Fruit fights can kill! (I would so win mommy wars.) https://t.co/GaA15Srmtu

[Parents @parents]

Whole Grapes Cause Two Child Choking Deaths: Report Urges Awareness
https://t.co/sKSbuiQj5p

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

MICE?! Fuck you, mouse moms! #fml #infertility #nowimjealousof https://t.co/nRGHopUaxU

[Medical Xpress @medical_xpress]

Plastics compound BPS alters mouse moms' behavior and brain regions https://t.co/K6wG1iqYA5 @umassamherst

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

And when we run out of hope, we have twitter. #fml #infertility https://t.co/VvUKksf9k6

[Beat Infertility @infertilityshow]

"The one thing we have control of is our own hope." - Karly https://t.co/CkbcqRjWb6 #infertility

[BitterBarrenBabe @BarrenBabe]

Why do they even make double wide strollers? Just to clog sidewalks and subways? #fml #infertility