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This is just my outlet to make fun of people (mostly @ally_j10)

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“Kinda hungry, I need coffee”

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Sister: LITERALLY the WORST name is Chris I hate it so much

Sisters husband: is named Christian

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Mom: makes fun of how short my sister is all night
Mom: is the same height as my sister

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My mom walked in and saw ally sitting alone bc I was in the other room and SHE SAID “where’s your loser sister?”
THE DISRESPECT

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@noelleswildin u r everythinggggg ☆

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Ally just woke me up at 6:30 by saying “RiIssE & ShiNe” and now we’re not on speaking terms

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Josh: Cassidy did you take a shower?
Me: yeah ?
Josh: im proud of youuu, taking big strides today
Me: thanks :)))

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Lol I peer review other people’s essays as if I didn’t just bullshit mine half an hour before it was due

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best. wake up call. ever.

ur welcome

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My boyfriend wanted to see me dab but I wouldn’t so he tried paying me to do it.

I still didn’t.

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allys finger: fell asleep
ally: “I always have everything wrong with me.”

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Ma: what are you doing?
Ally: playing fortnight
Ma: how are you doing?
Al: Im playing fortnight. I don’t think I could be doing any worse in life.

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Happy Tuesday

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@ally_j10 “Who are the Kennedys? Are they loyalty?”

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‘Stay positive fam’

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Ally: I’m very confident in my shoes

Mom: your dignity is oozing out those holes