Barrett Heald

[out of context the white lotus @oocwhitelotus]

dream blunt rotation

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

@maddiegascarTWO welcomed and needed TY

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

I know I’m in the Midwest terminal at Newark because everyone is wearing white stitch jeans and homemade graphic tees that say shit like “~*Farmer*~” and “NYC Girls Trip 2022!”

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Jennifer Coolidge deserves an Emmy for this walk to run alone

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

Hi @DannyDeVito !! Are you free December 10th? Will you come to my work holiday party in nyc with me?!

[Timothy J. Fair, Ph.D. @PointWellTaken]

I can’t recall a more pronounced transition from summer to fall.

Summer left like it owed someone money.

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

I just found out Steve Jobs named his daughter Eve Jobs and I can’t stop laughing

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

August 31st September 1st

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

This email subject line is a personal attack

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

My uber driver just asked ME where the nearest gas station is because his car has one mile until empty ok my dude pull over

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

I swear to god someone at work is snoring in the bathroom stall next to me

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

Not Sweetgreen telling me to consume my salad in 15 minutes like damn let me chew

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

History tells us that wars cause irreversible and unimaginable loss. Civilians are killed; homes, schools and places of worship destroyed. People need peace, stability and dignity more than anything else. Russia must stop the attack on Ukraine immediately.

[Braeden Heald @braedenheald]

https://t.co/1ryBdqiECx

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

I just got the wordle in two tries so please no one talk to me today unless you’re a fellow genius, or until tomorrow when I go back to being dumb

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

I just slammed a person in the revolving door and didn’t realize what was happening and thought it was my shoe getting caught so then I slammed him again before I made direct eye contact with his face up against the glass

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering

[Colin Rankin @jesusharpoon]

nyc really went from bing bong to fuck ya life just like that

[Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98]

We regret to inform you, tomorrow starts the last month of the year

[Barrett Heald @barrettEheald]

What do I want for Christmas? Megan Thee Stallion’s knees