Bad Jokes Barry

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

What's a Catholic Cockney's favourite dish?

Pie 'n' Mass

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

My mate got a fish stuck in his eye.

Don't worry, he's seeing a sturgeon.

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

@SnackPub Are you fishing for compliments!

[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

My mate always brings our cuppa to us balanced on the end of his impressive organ

Prick teas

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

I've got a celebrity fish mate.

He's a star fish.

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

I asked a mate for a fish pun.

He said he'd think on it and let minnow.

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

Sad to report my pet fish has died after I entered him into a breakdancing competition.

For the first 30 seconds he really looked like he was going to be the winner!

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

My missus woke up to tell me she was sure we had installed a new central heating system over night.

It was just a pipe dream.

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[Pub Snack Reviews @SnackPub]

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger's catchphrase be if he was a member of @CAMRA_Official? ALE BE BACK!

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#beer
#porkscratchings
#PancakeDay

[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

My son was in a pancake race today and he won!

To be fair, the pancake never really stood a chance.

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

Don't get drunk tonight.

It's hard to make pancakes battered!

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[Bad Jokes Barry @BarryJokes]

At the bakers I ordered a seedy loaf.

I wasn’t expecting it to have a dildo and handcuffs baked into it!

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