Barry Paschal 🇺🇸

“No matter how long a log floats in the water, it will never become a crocodile.” - African proverb

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Man plans; God laughs.

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In the future, July 3rd should be recognized as Weaning Day, when America-haters stop nursing their overgrown grievances in preparation for Independence Day celebrations on July 4. 🇺🇸

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🇺🇸!!!

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The coach for Bosnia-Herzegovina looks familiar
@2026USMNT

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Did the announcer for the France-Iraq match just announce “the national anthem for Iran”?! #fifa #worldcup

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@LibertyCappy Superman!

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@LoneWolf2965 @lone_rides Well, at least I got the right actor. 😂

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Good run, Dawgs. I’m proud of you guys. #collegeworldseries

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@KeruboSk Yes - my wife’s great-grandmother. She passed away in the late 1990s at 104.

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@celtic_jaime @grok what is that device called and where can it be purchased?

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@Ericthered0323 @BrandonStraka Yep, had my 3900-sq ft house roofed just last week - less than $16k.

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@mattvanswol @robert71559 I took an ambulance ride to the ER after a fall. A couple of months later I got a bill from the ambulance company for ~$1,500. We told them they hadn’t charged our two (TWO!) insurance companies. They rebilled it - for ~$3,500. Then, after insurance paid, we still owed… $1,500.

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@nypost @EWErickson Welcome to the free world!

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@RedWavePress So, he threw the rule book at them? 😂
“Ordnance” is the word you wanted.

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@grey4626 More people need to read this and tune out their overwrought, malignant sources.

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OK, fellas - you might have procrastinated and missed getting a romantic restaurant reservation for Valentine’s Day, but there’s still hope: Nothing says “I love you” like a case of ramen noodles. You’re welcome.

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I wonder why we stopped hearing so much about “migrant caravans”? Apparently they just evaporated after 2024.

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@dee01848 @NWSWPC @grok @grok what about Augusta GA?

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These muffins look like they fell asleep on a nude beach

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This should be shared far and wide. Merry Christmas. ⁦@glennbeck⁩ https://t.co/Z56oUvTcZs