matt

burner? I hardly know her \\ #GoHoos, #GoHawks, #GoBroncos, #GoBraves \\ 6’1 235 \\ Verbally committed to the University of North Texas

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

In case you wanna argue it was a small glitch… here’s like 5 minutes earlier with the same thing :-)

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@DKSportsbook can you explain this one? How is the parlay way worse odds than the straight ML? And you’re encouraging people to take it???

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@joeyjo35t So you’re saying women are golden retrievers?

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hand up - I’m addicted to porn… porn a cold one with the boys haha WHO’s WITH ME??

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

bro it’s literally my LIVER. shit ain’t gone die 😭 nyquil after a night of drinking ain’t ever kill nobody

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

BING BONG

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

is girl in red bad for sharing her story?

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

the urge to text your ex or to like her old instagram photos goes crazy

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

how does it feel
to have the love of your life
fall in love
with someone else

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

we were perfect together
and then I went and fucked it up
for a vision of a “better” future
and it created a miserable past

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

@UVAMensHoops Check the scoreboard pls

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shows coming out once a week in this day and age is asinine. I have to wait a week for the next episode?? to what, build suspense? unless it’s a reality show, that makes zero sense. ASININE FOLKS. ASININE

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

OMG that hurts

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

@Return_Of_RB Rico what did you study when you went to Bama

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I am on my eighth (8th) 9.5% beer and I am READY TO ROLL

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

@FearedBuck Damn bro and I went 0/12 in January 😭

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

@hannahcmontoya I get it tbh

[matt @BarstoolBigMatt]

Get drunk and fuck hoes ❌
Get drunk and text bros ✅

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@GTAVI_Countdown Fun fact: the image is actually inverted

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Wow. I hope your mother and sisters find a way to forgive you for not standing up for their rights. We’re all tired. I’m tired of Trump’s BS.

“Lack of experience” my ass. She’s the CURRENT VICE PRESIDENT. How much closer to the presidency can you get. You should be ashamed Doug.