Barstool Bubby👵🏼

Just here to kvetch + kibbitz w/@TheCousinMike, @TheCousinMurray & the whole mishpucha! #BILF👵🏼 (run by grandkid @taycooperband)

[Barstool Bubby👵🏼 @BarstoolBubby]

.@TheCousinMike and his @PepperidgeFarm cookies am I right??? @ThecousinMurray @Trysta_Krick @stoolpresidente #TheCousins

Bring back the cousins!! 🍪🍪🍪
Bubby👵🏻

[𝙳𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚑 @Noshitdelilah]

I'll ride you just so I can slap your face with my sagging boobs.

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[i am @hotter]

the older i get the heller the no

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Proud to be an AWL! Happy Pride Month @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

@PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @TJOshie77 And PFT’s dementia.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t know why but this tweet struck home with me. If you started following Barstool when you were 18 or so you’d be in your 40’s now. Moral of the story. I’m old.

[scarlett @manhatinggf]

Telling your grandchildren that you met their grandfather because of the “take another look” feature on hinge

[Aglio Olio Lover @laphingmyassoff]

men will cum inside you but texting twice a day is too much apparently

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Right on cue….😂😂😂. Most predictable thing ever. Read till the end. Fucking Bernie 😂

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

ICED OUT.

[✧æther✧ @ether_ly]

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg

[z @mentacookies]

he hasn’t asked me to be his mommy for mother’s day :(

[Tay 🎲 @taycooperband]

happy Mother’s Day to all the angels that birthed you sick fucks 💐

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Please be kind to your mother today when she asks the waiter at brunch no fewer than 5 absolutely insane questions

[vani 🕷️ @shittyshiv]

all roads lead back to an everything bagel with cream cheese

[JJ🥷🏻 @jashtj]

happy mother’s day to every women who had to babysit a man child

[anna (In Play, Chad(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

tramp stamp idea

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[Sunday Polls Guy (6’4 btw) @AsherHBaron]

I mean, you gotta change your last name. Or sign up w/ a middle name—SOMETHING

[Tay 🎲 @taycooperband]

just out here ending antisemitism 💁🏼‍♀️