Bart J. Simpson

Hi, My name Is Bart J. Simpson. I love Video games, pranking people, Basically having fun, oh and I hate school!! (Comedy/Comic) (Fuck School!!)

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

When an intoxicated person is talking, 65% of whatever he/she says is true.

[Movie Quotes @filmedwords]

When it comes to relationships, everyone's a used car salesman. (With Honors)

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

i need a paid break from life

[Bart J. Simpson @BartCoolGuy]

Slide in yo bitch dms likeeee http://t.co/ZLFcT1XRzW

[Bart J. Simpson @BartCoolGuy]

"I Got Me A Cell phone."

[👽 Austin 📸 @ZeroReax]

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[Bart J. Simpson @BartCoolGuy]

Aye Caramba!

[Every.Simpsons.Ever @EverySimpsons]

The best Friday is a Friday with the Simpsons. Another six hour block starts right now on FXX! #EverySimpsonsEver

[Bart J. Simpson @BartCoolGuy]

Holy Shit! #FollowFriday @EverySimpsons

[Bart J. Simpson @BartCoolGuy]

We're on right now

[Bart J. Simpson @BartCoolGuy]

RT IF YOU LIKE ME.

[Bart J. Simpson @BartCoolGuy]

can i please have someone look at me like this now or http://t.co/FuT0XCtnWG

[The Person Below @JstBelowTweetz]

The person below can't keep it in their pants.

[Noir @TheRisenKnight]

I bet people that don't like me, hate seeing my tweets retweeted on their feed all the time.
#BatmanThoughts