Bartholomew Roberts

Just your average run of the mill most successful pirate to ever live, now coming to you at a Chaldea near you.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

Just call me ace fighter pilot Bartholomew Roberts.

What? It’s in the name “space ship”. I’m an expert with any and all ships.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

I’ve got so much space booty you guys wouldn’t even believe.

Yes both kinds, I stole so much space stuff AND I’m out here double cheeked up on a space Tuesday.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@stormsandseas Use any tactic you need to to win.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

Today on how to be a Samurai I'm teaching you how to best lob a grenade into a squad of opposing troops.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

I got the go ahead from an actual Samurai, so none of this is on my head anymore!

Kthanksbye!

[𝓝𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓪 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓲 @AzaiOfOmi]

"Tradition died long ago. Nobunaga collected skulls and I set people (and myself) on fire. Being a samurai is about fighting for your home and beliefs until the bitter end; I believe how you do so is up to you, as long as you don't drag anyone undeserving into it."

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

Also unless my class changes I'll have my usual assortment of grenades, cannons and so on.

I'll be quite the... well not a traditional Samurai that's for sure, but it should be effective.

[𝓝𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓪 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓲 @AzaiOfOmi]

"This'll be entertaining; I'll provide you all you need! One of my skills as a servant allows me to produce any weapon I wish out of mana, as long as it's something I understand. I understand attaching a blade to a gun."

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

*Nodding along*

I may not know their names, but I do know that I’m going to put a bayonet on that gun.

[𝓝𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓪 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓲 @AzaiOfOmi]

"Considering length and all, you'd be better off using something like a wakizashi, which is shorter. Katana are typically about two feet long, which would be a pain to carry attached to a similarly sized rifle."

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Chaldeascience Goood.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

Hilarious. I'm actually not bad with a rifle, so you're on the money with a mounted Samurai... maybe I could even mock up a Bayonet Katana.

[𝓝𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓪 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓲 @AzaiOfOmi]

"I once knew a man who attached rifles to the sides of his horse, and rigged it so they'd fire when he jerked his legs. Honestly what you say is pretty plausible."

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Chaldeascience Truly it would be a dark day for our finances.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

Neat. I can't really use a bow, so I'll just ride around with a gun all Sauvé like.

[𝓝𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓪 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓲 @AzaiOfOmi]

@BartFlirts
"Hm...You'd likely be a Mounted Samurai, like Abhoy. I don't see you being a daimyo, but you're also a bit too skilled and eloquent to be an ashigaru, which is a foot soldier."

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Chaldeascience I'm very cute in merchandise form.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Chaldeascience *kiss*

I'll see you at dinner with my spoils than love!

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Chaldeascience Neat, because while space is cool. Space food is not.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Luckilessly Hey there Lil Lady.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Chaldeascience Mmm... we talking earth dinner or galactic dinner?

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

Spaceship battles.

That’s all.

That’s all that need to be said.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

Oh, hey Jaynee.

[Bartholomew Roberts @BartFlirts]

@Chaldeascience Truly I have no idea how I put up with you.