Bartilonius

[Bartilonius @Bartilonius]

@jackosob Birthday birthday birthday!

[Bartilonius @Bartilonius]

He said it not me

[meta thomist 🇻🇦 @metathomist]

@Dbob_77 only homosexuals like to cuddle

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the fish are fujoing out

[Bartilonius @Bartilonius]

I lost the girl I was talking to to the guy who helped me stop cutting myself how’d that end up

[Bartilonius @Bartilonius]

Life is like a game of chess

I have no fucking idea what I’m doing where does the horse go again

[Bartilonius @Bartilonius]

Imagine living in Britain and worse yet your county’s name is e sex

[Bartilonius @Bartilonius]

@Tenrec_Phobic They sent his brain across the street didnt they

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@Xtitan92 @chrsnjk @tonestirade Metoo is antisemitism?

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@DunkyDuwop @kikikikigs @IlysmRuby9 You fucking weirdo (@?)

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@BenWessely @thetimes Seems like somebody got offended

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@CigsMake I can feel that glass pane between my teeth

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My heart hurts maybe I should stop smoking daily

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Mamdani is probably on a street corner handing out popsicles and a wad of hundreds to everyone who walks by Rn and I have to deal with Aipac shills

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@seenfootage You’re telling me the guy who wrote the lyrics “I need your feet more than you do” has no songs?

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Who got weapons I need someone evicerated

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It’s not fair that doctor house is British

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Do actors Jack off the the really erotic scenes they do in movies

[briauna @brichaitee]

no porn hub no weed I FUCKING HATE TEXAS

[Bartilonius @Bartilonius]

Why would I do that to myself