Maestro Torb

annnnnd I'm back. Please don't follow me unless you have a sense of humor. And don't flame any post anywhere unless you are sure they aren't just being funny.

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Based on the number of GLP-1 adds in my feed/inbox, I’ve got work to do to defend my #PeoplesSexiestMan title.

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Just when I thought I had @tiffanyjohnsonk figured out, she releases a pretty great new album. #IsTiffanyARockSinger?

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A lady at church said high gas prices don’t matter. She just puts in $10 worth every Saturday morning.

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*sigh* South Dakota about to hit the crazy national news for stupidity again. And Kristi Noem is hardly involved!!! https://t.co/7m2GwqwGGn

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I just discovered I’m overqualified to be ambassador to Costa Rica. #feelingGoodAboutMyself

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Oh! We have a king now? This should be interesting.

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@maurajbg I just want my corkscrew back

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I’ve heard that Jan 20 is the “I’m sick of X” day and when we all drop our account. I’m now on Bluesky #torbinsoofoo find me there.

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Should not be trusted to mix Christmas cookie frosting.

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John somebody edged me out. John Lithgow? Malcovich? Candy?

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Tomorrow is the announcement of People’s Sexiest Man Alive, so stay tuned right here for my acceptance speech.

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*sigh* this is the kind of people we are.

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@RomiesMyHomie_ Don’t forget Bart Starr

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I almost never Laugh out Loud at things I see/read on my socials. So, no more LOL from me, I’m more likely to have “A Subtle Smirk” abbreviate it as you wish.

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Was there really something wrong with the name @twitter? @x just feels like something you do when you don’t know how to sign your name.

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Just found out it’s Hawaii’s 65th birthday (as a state) Which means … I’m older than Hawaii …. Which means … USA had 49 states when I was born. #SoDangOld

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In a world that entices us to browse through the lives of others… [and] to be constantly visible (for visibility these days seems to somehow equate to success), do not be afraid to disappear, from it, from us, for a while, and see what comes to you in the silence.

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The British actress, film-maker, and poet, Michaela Coel was the first black woman to win an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing. In her acceptance speech she said this:

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In payment for all the 4th of July activities that got cancelled, we’re having SF Beer Choir tonight @WoodGrainBrew 7:00 on the patio. @paultenhaken you in?

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Hey, we’re having Beer Choir tonight at Dave and Busters! Come check us out at 7:00.