Just Dave

Sapiosexual | Quantity Surveyor | Guitarist | Tweets are my own and should never be taken seriously | Retweets are not endorsed | Nairobi 🇰🇪 | 🇺🇸 Portland

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

The day I realized women get horny for reasons men don’t even understand, everything changed for me.

Women get horny when they are:

1. Ovulating.
2. About to start their period.
3. After a deep conversation.
4. When they actually like you.
5. When they feel emotionally safe.
6. After spending quality time with you.
7. When you smell good.
8. ⁠When they like the way your voice sound.

We’re just out here trying to keep up.

[National Police Service-Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE]

PRESS STATEMENT : CLARIFICATION ON THE DEATH OF ALBERT OMONDI OJWANG

[Just Dave @BartowskiDerick]

@francisca

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Hey Messi

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Not Daemon checking Rhaenyra in high valerian 😂😂😂

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@1khaby Bro has aura

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@ro_uzie You’re going for the neck Yaani 😂😂😂😂

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@ro_uzie

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@ro_uzie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Just Dave @BartowskiDerick]

I miss my eldest sister always stealing my Sunday best t-shirts 😂😭😭😭

[ED @tf_idkyouman]

"A murima girl that loves you"

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Miss Universe Kenya contestant Immaculate Wachera completed a 4.3 km walk in 7-inch heels through Kiambu to raise awareness and funds for women living with disabilities.

[Bolo @b4boloo]

Ukionja USD hio Ksh inaanza kuonja ndimu

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

During your turn ndio anaanza kusave ndio anunue gari😭😭…talm we can’t go on dates🌚

Kijana plssss😂😂😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘CHILDREN OF BLOOD & BONE’.

Starring Viola Davis, Idris Elba, Cynthia Erivo, Damson Idris, Thuso Mbedu, Lashana Lynch, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Amandla Stenberg.

In theaters on January 15.

[Just Dave @BartowskiDerick]

@ro_uzie Utakua how many teams this World Cup 😂

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Watching nolan masterpiece
#TheOdyssey

[🇦🇱 @sh0f6]

played on 10 ibuprofens, 1 liter of tums, and a 1hp hamstring just for the team to throw it away as soon as he comes off 💔

[Just Dave @BartowskiDerick]

@EvensyaXo FR