Barty Madsten

Vampire asshole. Don't really care about anything but blood and pissing people off. And mangoes. THIS IS AN RP ACCOUNT.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Arthur lived, so Lupin had to die. I'm sorry. I didn't enjoy doing it. The only time my editor ever saw me cry was over the fate of Teddy. 😢

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

In the interests of total honesty I'd also like to confess that I didn't decide to kill Lupin until I wrote Order if the Phoenix.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Once again, it's the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts so, as promised, I shall apologise for a death. This year: Remus Lupin.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone Speaking of how perfect you are, I think I owe you a date. A real one. You know. Sappy shit I'm bad at.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone Your ass is a distraction.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone ...That might actually be true.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

Just realized I'm not 17 anymore. Guess I stopped counting a while ago. #20

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone It was... 6 years ago, anyway. Probably wouldn't work now. How long does that stuff stay good for? #skeptical

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone I tried to stop you. You were persistent.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone @therealkayah8 I'm just going to say this once and not bring it up again. I have sperm saved. Don't ask why.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@xSpiderwebsx It was a compliment. Let's be honest, there aren't many people I wouldn't slay in the bedroom anyway.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@therealkayah8 @xSpiderwebsx You have my word that if you somehow die (I'm not giving up), I will take care of your family. #seriously

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone @therealkayah8 Oh no, now you're actually considering it, aren't you? Can we go back to planning our blood wedding?

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone @therealkayah8 Dracula is slowly shriveling to bone in his coffin. I knew this would come up eventually. #DamnIt

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@therealkayah8 Full disclosure, I would fuck Dorian. And we both know I go for the angsty, hate type of sex anyway, so I call this a win.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@therealkayah8 It's like your mission to make me vomit. Is this punishment for not succeeding in killing you twice? #roundthree?

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@mereblackstone I will always want you. I'm a shit person. You make me better. Whatever "better" is for me.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@therealkayah8 Dream about how lucky you'd be to be having my kids, then thank the Gods I'm dead and can't reproduce. #ihatekids

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@therealkayah8 If I dance with you, it'll turn away potential drunken meals. They might mistake us for the lesbian brides down the hall.

[Barty Madsten @BartyMadsten]

@therealkayah8 I can't. I don't want to upstage the bride on her big day.

Nevermind. Yes I do. Give me the dress.