Alissa 💃

Professional Barwench & Spirit Consultant, Writer, WV via BigD, @ttchilders Habitué & Heathen, Gypsy, Shit Creek Survivor.
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[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Joe Biden, playing as Luigi, wins in Mario Kart race against granddaughter at Camp David https://t.co/qUUGJINyh4

[Jim Guthrie @honkytonkhotel]

It’s a basic human instinct to help each other. This would be a pretty good time to give it that a try.

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

@Josh_Hudson9 Grams is guinea-piggin' for us. 🤞

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

"Without cafés, or bars, or restaurants, the vacuum of no-stakes conversations with people I might never see again has started to feel particularly acute" https://t.co/TEzyWBTQc7

[Kelly Girl @KellyFAFO]

Retweet if you agree that freshman Senator Hawley should NOT be seated.
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[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

"...It's the muthafuckin' D R E from the C P T
On a rhymin' spree, a straight G..."

Still fly after all this time. ✌

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

A lil throwback with Dre muggin' in the vid for @SnoopDogg's "Gin & Juice".

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

@Bissy10 @roqwanda @drdre Dre is still alive. 🤦

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

Desecrating the birthplace of our Constitutional freedoms is not an act of patriotism, but rather homegrown terrorism.
They're sure Making America Great Again, huh?

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

"Look @ the shoes you're filling*Look @ the blood we're spilling*Look @ the world we're killing*The way we've always done before
*Look in the doubt we've wallowed*Look @ the leaders we've followed*
Look @ the lies we've swallowed*And I don't want to hear no more" 🇺🇸@gunsnroses

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

Not since GNR dropped both Use Your Illusions have I been so affected by an album coupling. 💿💿@taylorswift13 has outdone herself, and I'm here for it, y'all. 🔥🎶🍀

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

@RHOC_KellyDodd @BravoTV @braunwyn No shit. Her sobriety alone was driving me to drink...I can only pray Andy gives her the axe before I have to endure her quest to navigate the real pussy of the OC.

[Marie Claire @marieclaire]

The Queen Just Pulled a Ryan Reynolds and Launched Her Own Gin https://t.co/5oMcszCJEv

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

Snoop gotta do an NBA game 😂😂

[Alissa 💃 @Barwench1978]

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[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I am DECEASED @ the grandparents