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[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[kayla @mitckm]

love when I have to pee and my cat decides to use the litter box at the same time like omg girls going to the bathroom together transcends species!!

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[L @mnchies]

can’t name a greener flag than a cat dad

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

y'all ever wake up from a dream and b impressed? like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing😭

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

how it feels when you come out of the cinema and everything feels unreal

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

first lunatic in my family to be self aware

[limz @limizms]

No but fr when will the cost of living decrease 😊😊😊😊

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

[s @yoongienthusias]

26 year old under age girls are getting married what horrors are these

[☔ @Whotfismick]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?