Mike Oxlong

3 things are certain in life. Death. Taxes. and I will get throw out of the game for arguing balls and strikes.

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Got a wedding this weekend bout to make a scene. (Power drinking incoming)

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Just stopped at this gas station. Might not look like much but it’s basically Bucees if they started doing crack and let themselves go.

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Seeing a lot of the 100 guys vs 1 gorilla discourse on the TL. That gorilla is beatin that ass

[Ryan Williams Burner Account @RyansBurner2]

Shaduer Sanders in all of his draft interviews

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

To the followers who don’t know ball this guys is fucking shit.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Back on the scoresheet! ⚽️

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

I’m very how softball for zoo bats. Fuck
That soft pusssy.

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Ryder hit like fucking shit today. #hessoass

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Just read my tweets. What the fuck happened. Caught a vibe.

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

This song talking about the “birthday bitch” can limgma nutz.

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Watching the ufl at the bar might as well call it the UNAJ You need a job

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Just ripped a phat fart in the bathroom at the bar. To all the fellas in there who didn’t say anything #Respect

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Diet soda is basically licking a dirty ass hole.

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

God forbid a white boy catch a vibe. #budlightisfornormalguysto

[Al Waezgoon @alwaezgoon]

@basebalDad_1969 @unclehank69 @BillButter93036 call us anakin walking into the Jedi temple cause we’re about to fuck these kids up

[Al Waezgoon @alwaezgoon]

FaceTimed our high school baseball coach on the bachelor weekend. Dude was fired up. Were fired up. Power drinking

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

The holiday inn in Nashville ain’t ready for me tonight

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Bdubz secured #phoneeatsfirst

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

The Colorado QB falling in the draft makes since. Daddy’s money. And clearly not a leader. #bust #personalityissues

[Mike Oxlong @basebalDad_1969]

Umpire was dogshit today. Got throw out in the 3rd. Currently sitting in the parking lot. Does Nashville have a b dubz?