Layne Douglas

I know nothing about baseball. Tweets are my own.

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

Well, welcome....back? #mlb #bluejays

[Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnicholsonsmith]

#BlueJays are set to acquire Simeon Woods Richardson from the Twins per source

@MitchBannon was first on this

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Raising teens is more exhausting than raising babies.

With babies, yes, you’re up at 5:30 AM on a Saturday. But at least you’re home in your sweatpants.

With teens? You’re up at 5:30 driving two hours to watch a sport you don’t know the rules to and you’re down $3500.

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

@nhltraderumours If I am st Louis I take that not only start the car but leave the country. Robbery...

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

Well, that was a work week. And last few weeks. And month. And two months. #deckseasoncommenceth #yyc #craftbeer

[Vauxhall Academy @VABjets]

After 20 years the Jets have their first big leaguer! Congrats to @adaaam_15 & the entire Macko family on being that guy. What a proud moment it is for the entire Jets organization. He certainly has came a long ways since high school. #onceajetalwaysajet @BlueJays #Mackoooooo

[Northern Super League @NorthernSuperLg]

How are we feeling after that match!? 😱

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

Hey @yycwildfc , today's game still on?

[MLB @MLB]

Repost and reply for a chance to win a throwback This Week in Baseball poster!

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

@GenePrincipe @EdmontonOilers he's just realizing this?

[Did The Oilers Win? @DidOilersWin]

No

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

The #RedSox have fired manager Alex Cora and overhauled their coaching staff in a shocking early-season move.
https://t.co/Yf5snaqzqb

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

@josh_wingrove ...and this is exactly how I expect he told them too...

[Emily S. Bremer @emilysbremer]

The best way to find typos is to reread the draft you’ve already circulated.

[Reds in Four @RedsInFour]

Teams who have signed Tommy Pham in Free Agency (last year of ARB was 2021):

2022 CIN: 62-100
2023 NYM: 75-87
2024 CHW: 41-121
2025 PIT: 71-91

[Phil Stewart @phildstewart]

Reuters is reporting that Iran is broadcasting this VHF message: "Attention all ships, ​regarding the failure ⁠of the U.S. government to fulfil its commitment in the negotiation, Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz completely ​closed again. No vessel of any type or nationality ​is allowed ⁠to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.”

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Amazon, Microsoft and Alphabet's Google have each recently abandoned construction of multibillion-dollar data centers over community opposition and now the companies are coming under shareholder pressure over the environmental impact of their projects, per Reuters

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

@NeverRetreat83 @RyanHastman He's absolutely putrid defensively. And the gaf meter sometimes....

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

All gone....any one have a couple of tickets to spare for my soccer loving daughter? #yyc

[CTV News Calgary @CTVCalgary]

World Cup trophy coming for visit to Saddledome Sunday https://t.co/KUbAiQ983n

[Layne Douglas @baseball_layne]

@baseballhall @nlbmprez

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

we're just here for the stare down 👀