Mateo Cortez

UH Class of 2026

[n @moneyspread]

just spawned the greatest graphic ever

[$ @mrelikesosa]

i spend money on “thank u baby” and “u didnt have to” typa women not them “as u should” ass bitches

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels when you finally watch the movie that has been in your watchlist for years and it's actually great

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

In a first-world country, you could turn on the A/C….

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[READ BIO!! @TSDNM_]

"Backrooms" Director becomes the first six eyes + limitless user in 500 years.

"Yowai mo"

He is 20 years old.

[Gary The Snail @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[sean 🔜 anyc @Haurmeya]

how that paycheck hit when my account was in the negatives

[gi ིྀ @gigiskvy]

como eu quero ser tratada depois de passar a madrugada toda sendo fudida violentamente

[𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓫 ™️ @Cwashere_]

I’ve been crying at this post for the past 12 hours man

[Jake! 🔜 Matsuricon @vaughanilla_cos]

I’m not typically one to say “just enjoy things” but this sounds like a miserable way to watch TV shows.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

fast learner with short term memory loss

[1-800-YOTEBOY @NotHayloftVEVO]

*Paws at you* Can I have a cigarette

*Paws at you* Can I have a cigarette

*Paws at you* Can I have a cigarette

*Paws at you* Can I have a cigarette

*Paws at you* Can I have a cigarette

[the meji. @mejitwo]

stop pitting the sciences against each other

biology is AMAZING
chemistry is ENJOYABLE
physics
social science is INTERESTING
computer science is FUN