Pete Crow-Batstrong

Struggling Comedian

Bottom 0.0001% of OnlyFans. Only one subscriber, name is Puff Diddy or something like that.

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@BarstoolBigCat Can’t find a commentator as quick-witted as he was. Bulls games aren’t gonna be the same

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@chicagobulls Irreplaceable 🙏

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@teacher_mom03 @ChicagoBears @talleybrand That’s easy to say from Idaho though 😂

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@crumbl Homer Simpson

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@HawkEmDownChris Jay Williams, they may not have even had a Derrick Rose if Jay didn’t crash his bike

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@crumbl 🍺 Pick Me

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@RGIII He’s been flopping all series, but that’s not a flop. Dude charged him, can’t fault a man for leaning opposite direction to lessen the impact and he’ll, get a foul out of it

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@AlphaLiger No way he said that. If he did he’s a straight up assassin and jumped up in likeability

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@cricket_Stats05 Herpasimplex 10

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@Cubs are going to upset Skenes and the @Pirates

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@amyknowsball It’s like being married but having separate bank accounts

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@YahooSports Abdul will be even more pissed when he gets traded before Dart.

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@SarahAnnRhoades Agreeing with a Brewers fan is one step above a Packers fan. Hurts a cubs fan to the core, but I’ll have to second a brewers fan on this one.

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@BOXINGnBBQ Not sure what out of that is defamation?

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@SStricklandMMA @GoldenKnights How are you on skates?

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The fact that good looking female teachers are hooking yo with students these days pusses me off it wasn’t happening when I was in high school

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@goneers I’ll call her the Peach Bellini

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@TheJoeySwoll @marvel_updat3s As long as they are keeping John Bernthal, he can’t be replaced as Punisher. That character is his identity

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We need a good crosstown classic benches clearing brawl, come on @Cubs and @whitesox let’s see it

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@crumbl @clearlypapo Maybe it was 10 and the person’s own watch was off…