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[Shisui @Shisui_1431]

Smurfing is actually harder than I thought bro how do you outsmart people that don’t think

[Joe — e/adgbe 🎸 @joe_r_Odonnell]

I heard they’re putting Aunt Jemima back on the bottle tomorrow

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

You look stupid 😫😫😫😫 take the shiesty off bro

[rob @Based_toe]

@_ThatShitCraig_

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

let's give it fentanyl

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

my cousin has a severe brain disability and if you leave him alone for 5 minutes he makes stuff like this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I hope we never find life on another planet because if we do there's no doubt that the United States will start sending them money!

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

It's the fact they're just sitting there while he roasts them 😭😭😭

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This man was extremely cynical, but extremely funny 😭😭

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This list got me HOLLERING

[𓁿A E R I S𓁿 @pessimisticb0y]

@Smxxve__ Favorite one fr

[rob @Based_toe]

@fryhceXhvnkycsr Arrival, Ex machina, annihilation, interstellar

[sk @kirkxxs]

i think about this tweet from time to time