Eli Kirk

The Twitter equivalent of a finsta

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

Me: *tries to convince my college friends that my hometown area isn't that bad*

Local kids: *film animal torture*

[7th Defenseman @7th_defenseman]

They call me Bjorkstrand on a night out at the bars

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

Oh no I hit the nail on the head @coachjfranklin

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

"We hired an air raid OC who will let our 5-star QB run rampant" gtfo

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

Gambling problem? I mean I'm on a bit of a cold streak but I can definitely turn it around

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@thebigmotz A happy wedding weekend to you and Grace my friend! Best wishes. May these choons set the tone.

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@thebigmotz Like we never left!

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@avatarrant Marian Hossa going from the Pens to the Wings

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@SlanderOfficial @Starbase @ogre_nation69 @max_molden @tatertits42

[SLANDER @SlanderOfficial]

STARBASE SINGLE DAY LINEUPS 🪐
Single Day Passes on sale Friday @ Noon PT

Flyaway Ticket Contest ✨
Winner receives 2 Flight Vouchers, 2 VIP tix, and 1 Camping Pass

To Enter:
-Like & RT
-Tag a few friends & follow @Starbase
-Sign up at the link below

Winner announced on 2/6 🏆

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

We do not deserve Porter Robinson

[Penguins PR @PenguinsPR]

WITNESSING HISTORY!

With his 1,034th career assist, Sidney Crosby has surpassed Mario Lemieux to become the @penguins' all-time assist leader 👏

We're sure this time 😉

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

Santa's been stuck at your mom's house for 2 hours

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Santa Claus has left the North Pole 🎄!

Watch Santa's journey as he delivers presents to children worldwide with the NORAD Santa Tracker 🎁🎄 https://t.co/KbbwM7t6Ce

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

Yearly reminder that Kevin McAllister could have called the cops at any point. He was hunting those men by choice.

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@ogre_nation69 @Bfitch4 @netflix @realDonaldTrump @MikeTyson @jakepaul

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

With zero exaggeration in this tweet, if Mike does not win I will ask for a full investigation of sports books. Show the contract else this gets financial, do not try and tell me a curly YouTuber won @netflix @realDonaldTrump @MikeTyson @jakepaul

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@Stee_R_Stoey @netflix @realDonaldTrump @MikeTyson @jakepaul Age is definitely a factor. But the man is not throwing punches. The man that is known for aggression

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@Stee_R_Stoey @netflix @realDonaldTrump @MikeTyson @jakepaul Well aware, show me where Jake Paul clears him

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

Try to convince me that Mike Tyson has been trying to win

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

Call me biased, but if Tyson loses it was because it was staged. Jake Paul will never be better in the ring than Iron Mike.

[Eli Kirk @BasedGodDeli]

@thebigmotz Figadelic