Jason Andrews | Elite Performance Coach

Executive, startup and small business owner coach

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WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A HYPNOTIST

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1. When you are a hypnotist you usually know why people do the things they do. And not the reasons they talk about at parties but the REAL reasons.

[Jason Andrews | Elite Performance Coach @BasedHypnotist]

And Fitness Motivation for Women too

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My stuff works.

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@BowTiedBull That's fair.

And usually the women involved genuinely do want to be with the man to some degree.

It's just hard to know how much.

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Modern video games

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@Scarlettownsme @AntiFeminismAU If only that were true...

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@OliLondonTV You know who else will never be able to return to his house?

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@BowTiedBull The challenge is once a man gets wealthy, he will never really know if she’s in it for him or for the lifestyle.

For many men it’s better to get married on the way up rather than after you are rich.

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I just want to say that the name Successus is epic

[Ancient History Hub @AncientHistorry]

Around 1,950 years ago in Pompeii, a weaver named Successus fell in love with a barmaid named Iris.

She did not love him back.

We know this because his rival, a man named Severus, decided to humiliate him publicly. He grabbed something sharp and carved this into a wall for the whole city to read:

"Successus the weaver loves the innkeeper's slave girl named Iris. She does not care about him at all. But he begs her to have pity on him. His rival wrote this. Goodbye."

Imagine walking to work and seeing that with your name on it.

Successus found it. And instead of letting it go, he carved his reply directly underneath:

"Envious one, why do you get in the way? Yield to a man who is better looking and being treated very unfairly."

Severus came back one more time to end it:

"I have spoken. I have written. You love Iris, but she does not love you."

Then, in 79 AD, Vesuvius erupted and buried the wall, the tavern, and the entire argument under 20 feet of ash. The thread was frozen mid-beef for almost two millennia until archaeologists dug it up and translated it.

We will never know who got the girl. We do not even know if any of the three survived.

Pompeii has over 11,000 of these inscriptions. Bar reviews. Bragging. Bad poetry. A bakery wall that says "Welcome, hungry people." Two guys fighting over a girl in the comments.

The technology changes. We do not.

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We’ve been calling them ringcels

[emily is in sf @emilyinvc]

There should be a concept for a “female incel” which is more like a woman who can never get a man to love her back… I think it’s called a “situationship”?

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@VLebit @camhigby [email protected]

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@avivafashion11 How does that even happen?

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My last doctor visit I was the first appointment of the day.

And the doctor was still 45 minutes late.

[Aviva-Luxury Reseller 👛 💎 @avivafashion11]

Can someone please explain this to me??

The doctor’s office will send 17 reminders, 4 emails, 3 texts, and a carrier pigeon reminding you to arrive 15 minutes early for your scheduled appointment.

You fill out every form online in advance and dutifully arrive 15 minutes early to check.

Receptionist: “Have a seat.”

45 minutes later, you’re finally called back. 🫩

Why are only one of us expected to keep the appointment time?!

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Wow

[InteractivePolls @IAPolls2022]

📊 Generic Ballot by Marquette (A)

Registered voters
🟦 Democrats: 46% (-2)
🟥 Republicans: 45% (+1)

Certain to vote
🟦 Democrats: 49% (-4)
🟥 Republicans: 48% (+5)

(+/- vs April) | 857 RV | 576 LV
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Remember when I said Bessent is a killer?

Dude just wiped out a senator.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 OMG. SEC. SCOTT BESSENT JUST WENT THERE 🔥

SEN WYDEN (D): We don't want ramblings about the most corrupt regime in history, we want facts

BESSENT: "And we'd like to hear what Adam Wyden and Jeffrey EPSTEIN talked about. Your son's largest investment position was Rick's Cabaret. So, did your son and Jeffrey Epstein talk about pole dancing as he begged him for money using your limited credibility?"

ASSASSIN.

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4 spots left

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@MattPar39580139 Indian reservations

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This is from Larry Sabato, not exactly a conservative stalwart.

This is kind of remarkable.

[OSZ @OpenSourceZone]

New Crystal Ball 2026 House Ratings

🔴 Republicans: 213
🔵 Democrats: 206
🟡 Tossup: 16

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I can fix this, you know.

Using hypnosis I reset your nervous system so it will be like your father was around and your mother was emotionally regulated.

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[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

If you survived the emotionally unstable mother & emotionally absent father duo, how's your hyper independence, burnout and anxiety going?