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@JackPosobiec Yo, is it Smashing Pumpkins Friday?

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@PopBase

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@MattWalshBlog Where’s the gabagool?

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@jasonwhitlock Where’s the gabagool?

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@TMZ Where’s the gabagool?

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@BillAckman Up is down, right is left. Typical shyster economics. Since roughly 30 AD.

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@PFTCommenter The absolute audacity

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@Chase_Senior Absolutely not and I’ll tell you why. If Brock Purdy goes down, Mac Jones still gives this team with these weapons and this defense a shot. You take Mac Jones away and Brock Purdy goes down, season is cooked.

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@Coach_Yac I have him rated as number six. Better than Lawrence better than Love better than Williams better than Prescott. One could also make the argument that he’s better than Stafford at this point.

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@Mr_Derivatives We assumed an FHA mortgate at 2.85% 12/25 on a $1M house last year. Realized moving will likely never be an option.

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@Dividend_Dollar 2.85% assumed an FHA loan last year on our first house.

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Charlie was murdered by the Dark for showing people the Light

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@Coach_Yac A- with that one pick. Our boy looks really really good. In all seriousness he has a very strong command of the offense and the game. If you know ball you know it’s more than just pure statistics when you see a true field general. He is a point guard, a true commander.

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@HBO missed having the 49ers on Hard Knocks this year big time. This season would’ve rivaled the Sopranos and Breaking Bad for best television drama of all time.

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@AdamSchefter @ryanmcfadden_ We basically went from he is having his leg amputated to, he slipped on a banana peel.

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@DonAtkinsonNFL This is exactly the type of Hopium. I need before the substation starts cooking hammy’s like briskets.

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@GrindeOptions $TSLA so they can experience both extreme euphoria and extreme sadness in a short period of time.

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@dissidentwest 90’s grunge rock, Goo Goo Dolls and Foo Fighters when I’m feeling sad for a time that’s gone and never coming back, pop punk emo from the early 2000’s when I’m feeling nostalgia for my country that’s never coming back, Euro techno for the gym, country for car rides.

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@OurSf49ers 10! A f***in’ 10!

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@Coach_Yac Great signing