Squilliam Fancyson

Ya boy Squilliam. I'm filthy stinking rich!

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Sounds like a lot of

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Oh boy, nothing like a game of charades

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What's so great about dumb old Texas?

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It was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was #1

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What do you normally do when I'm gone?? "Wait for you to get back"

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Are there any other Squidwards I should know about??? ...*meow*

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Oh poop, you never let us down

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Ohhhh east???? I thought you said weast

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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma http://t.co/oGn5etiRKh

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You don't need a license to drive a sandwich

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Chef curry

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Ravioli, ravioli give me the formuoli

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He she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!

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I've been growing these babies for years

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U is for uranium bombs!

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Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs

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Ever notice how similar The Royals mascot and Kevin the Sea Cumber are?

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@GetMaxedOut

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Squidward smells.... good

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Wait SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology