Silly Touhou Geezer

umazing 👍

[Mr. Lambert @Sr_Lambert_]

#HMOFA

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Property values are tanking!”

“Sorry, gramps. I don’t have a ‘dog’ in this fight”

“You don’t own a home?!”

“Let me be ‘frank’ with you. I can’t afford one.”

“You must not work as hard as I did!”

“Kiss my buns.”

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Enjoying a fine solitary brandy in the evening in my study when my servant woman asks me if that will be all for the night. The smell of ethnic pussy fills the room. I stifle a scream and vomit into my silk handkerchief

[Iris ࣪ ִֶָ☾. @boofpegasus]

bro 😭

[Prof. Chise @mahirusoldier]

>The aliens are 5'4, 49 kg catgirls
I have to go

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

"Doctor, I am a sensitive young man."

"Didn't you say you were a stone-cold truecel who feels nothing a minute ago?"

"You wouldn't get it."

[BiChud @FagChud]

Frots my MAGACOCK against your BWC (Big Woke Cock) until we both become centrists

[Καλός @realKalos]

"UNC IS WASHED LOOOOOL"

"No, not yet."

[Early Man @ViolentSperg]

"AHHHHHHHHHH HELP HELP HELP ME IT FUCKING HUUUUURTS AHHHHHH"

"What did you think would happen, soyjak? Ever heard of gauze and effect?"

[Danger @GrimNacht]

"I am CarrotChad and I say TBD"

"What does that mean?"

"It means Total Bunny Death"

"Even me..?"

"....perhaps carrots are meant to be eaten"

[FaustundFredrick @FaustsArchive]

"They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

"Like you would know anything about that"

*Sobs*

[Nasser @RichPianian]

Cheese from India

[FaustundFredrick @FaustsArchive]

"Downstream"

"I never even made it off the shore..."

[m&m III @ashex210]

“I am nuking Iran chudjak”

“Nothing burger”

“I literally pressed the button”

“Nothing ever happens schizo”