BasementCon

You will die, your name will be forgotten, it is inevitable

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

No, motherfuckers. WE’RE the next Rainfurrest.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

We’ve just learned @fursquared ‘s new hotel may be haunted.

We will be suing them shortly for stealing our whole schtick.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

@OhNoItsBoomer There we go.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

Getting a room at a $60 a night hotel outside of Rosemont, Illinois so we can have Midwest Fuck Fest.

Hoot hoot.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

We’re more airborne than a communicable disease in a dealer’s den full of unhygienic furries.

[IggyADinosaur @IggyDinosaur]

I'm considering doing some interactive/fun time online content. For those that remember what we did for @BasementCon /online cons, I think it'd be fun for us to get together to play some old games.
Are there days/times (I'm in eastern) that work better for ppl interested?

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

In retrospect, it seems like AI wrote the description for that thing happening in Oklahoma today.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

We’ve decided to ask AI to write all our tweets

“Join us at the sketchiest venue imaginable. Dimly lit corners and questionable characters await. Expect the unexpected, for better or worse. This poorly planned gathering will be talked about, but not for the right reasons. 🐾”

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

All of our events had more than 35 people at them, and we don’t even have direct access to our venue from civilization.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

We are sorry to announce @FurryLogicLLC will not be attending BasementCon.

We don’t want to give attendees the illusion that escape is possible.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

We’ve decided to ask AI to write all our tweets

“Join us at the sketchiest venue imaginable. Dimly lit corners and questionable characters await. Expect the unexpected, for better or worse. This poorly planned gathering will be talked about, but not for the right reasons. 🐾”

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

@UrsulaV @BobcatRobin @questauthority @BoozyBadger BasementCon: We double double down.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

@skywerwolf @BoozyBadger We try not to let Darkwolf near the stationary but sometimes he tricks us into thinking he’s fallen asleep watching Matlock and we let our guard down.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

A VOICE HAS TO SPEAK LEST THE TRUTH NEVER BE HEARD!

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

Something has to be said.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

Something had to be said.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

WE’EE STILL ACTIVE

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

The best way to avoid disappointing a GOH is to do what we do: make it clear our goal is to make sure they’re miserable at the outset.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

We received and reviewed your complaint that our closing ceremonies at BasementCon was divisive because presenters vocally supported trans rights.

After long consideration, we have decided to address your complaint by making next year even queerer.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

@DraggorDotMe NO TAKE BACKS.

[BasementCon @BasementCon]

“BASEMENTCON IS CORRECT.”

-Fursquared, 2023

[F2K at FurSquared @FurSquared]

BASEMENT CON IS CORRECT LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE