Bashar al-Asad

Formerly an ophthalmologist, now president of Syria.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

So how everybody's been these last few weeks. Enjoying the sun here in Damascus. Fantastic day to be at the pool. #Syria

[Chris Salzberg @shioyama]

news of tsunami flooding over Hakodate, Hokkaido #jpquake #japan #hakodate my favorite city in Japan...

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@PresidentAbbas I have a house in Asfahan, thank you! Unlike you, I am not at the payroll of the Saudi Wahabists!

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@MuammarLGaddafi I wanted to, but the wife started complaining. Women!

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@PresidentAbbas will send them with my next assassin.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

Good morning. Did I miss anything?

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@PresidentAbbas I want to have an official page, I have photos of you kissing Mubarak's ass that I wanna publish.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@wh3_pro6 This is so amateur. Please contact my press officer.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

So where are my demonstrators? come on out wherever you are, I've got a fantastic vantage point here for some head hunting.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

I want to be a war hero as well. Let it be known as such, I am a war hero.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@laylaanwar Great idea. Asma should have her own twitter account. Too bad, it's blocked in her half of the palace.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@laylaanwar Only Asma calls me Bisho.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@HosniMobarak Chapeau Bas!

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@JoanieGentian Why? Is he good at sucking up?

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@MuammarLGaddafi I'm really coming just to make fun of @HosniMobarak

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

I think I want to move #Syria closer to Turkmenistan.

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@PresidentAbbas Don't worry, we know how to bring it up when the dust settles. Warak warak!

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@HosniMobarak Amen to that! Shut the hell up @BarackObama

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@PresidentAbbas As I just told the WSJ guy, all is well in Syria. Btw, Mahmoud, you really should start using menthol. Disgusting!

[Bashar al-Asad @BasharAsad]

@anniedamas @arabicfreedom78 Western propaganda. 97.7% approval rates. My mukhabarat tell me everbody loves me very much. I believe them.