BASH Rumor Mill

All the latest news, rumors, rumblings, and complete parody from the Bay Area's premier ball hockey league.

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You have to think penalties are going to factor in the game 2 result. How do players play spirited and contained? Especially for Red players who get limited shifts?

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For Green, can it get another day of enough D against the push that you know is coming? How do you not fall into the easy temptation of “Charlie Will Save Us”?!

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More from Red: Was Murphy too reserved? Does the D need to pinch more? Could Red take advantage of Green’s shorter and older bench on back to back days? Will Christine let me have one more glass of wine???

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Questions for Game 2: Will Red keep Alex on line 1? They could move Harry or Minch up. Where do the goals come from? Line one completely kept off the score sheet, how do you get them going? Fether had chances. How do you get a snipe to snipe better?

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Still hasn’t worked.

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And how does Red stop Charlie? My plan … Plan Patel. Put Miner on him. Every shift. Granted, no plan to stop Charlie has worked yet.

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After these gin and tonics what going to suffer the most: scorekeeping, videoing or terrible commentary?

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What’s the over under on video reviews?

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Who does the wet surface help more? And how does Red manage its amble bench? And what impact does Ottar have? And did my boss just realize I’m not fully present on this call?

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5 of the 7 goals the Seals have scored in the playoffs have been power play goals. No ReGretzkys had 5 penalties against Black. How do they stay out of the box against the Seals???

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If Ian shuts out Red in game one, is there any chance they would stick with him in net in Game 2 and have Kenny play D?

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Bash Playoff storyline #4: how much of an advantage will Reign’s relentlessness help late in games and on Sunday during the back to back?

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Bash Playoff Storylines #3: Kenny versus Ish in the jilted Goalie contest. Who outperforms???

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Bash playoff storylines #2: Who stops Red 2nd line? Mnich is a playoff star out there with recking ball Patel and too many championships Craig. Tough.

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Bash Playoff Storylines #1: How many goals do the Landsharks need to win and who provides them? Crawford will be great, but you still need to score.

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@SanJoseSharks Sticks out for Michael, Bay Area Street Hockey

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Who does Red put forward as MVP? Will or Jarrod or maybe James? Or do you send 2 and risk splitting the vote??? Hmm.

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If you have thoughts on who should be up for BASH season awards, now is the time to tell your captain. Nominations due from captains by Sunday night.

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Awards Will MacInnis could win this year: MVP, Best Defenseman, Most Gentlemanly, Best MacInnis, Best Looking Non-Mnich Basher, Most Impressive Business conversation overheard at The Lick, Best Canadian, Most Alex Cerdan-Likability.

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Congrats to No ReGretzkys, 2023-2024 BASH President’s Cup winners.