Basic Haiku

I like CAN'T EVEN write a poem that isn't 5/7/5. New haiku - daily

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Someone tell Santa
All I want for Christmas is
Jason Momoa

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Stuttering Hugh Grant:
"Wo-would we call her chubby?"
Cinematic gold

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Dear girl at yoga,
Your pink leggings are see through.
Enough downward dogs!

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No time to shower
Overdid the dry shampoo
Call me Sweeney Todd

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Just spent my paycheck
On a buttload of candles
Worth every penny

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Westworld finale
Yep not confusing at all
Now what do I watch?

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It's time to admit
I like food more than people
Sorry not sorry

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Waiter said "enjoy"
So then I said "thanks you too"
And burst into flame

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Ah, December 1st
Time to turn my apartment
Into the North Pole

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My only constant
Through thick and thin, good and bad
A cracked iPhone screen

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Watch the rain drops race
Instead of doing my work
Great use of my time

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#GilmoreGirls is back
Coffee, fast talking and Dean
JK, Jess for life

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Right when I get home
It's like I'm a kid again
Nap, eat, rinse, repeat

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Bored? Refresh Facebook
Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat
Really bored? Venmo

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"Girl takes one barre class,
thinks she's a ballerina"
I say, eating chips

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Too old for pimples
Also too young for wrinkles
Somehow I have both

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We Know How You’ll Die Based On Your Starburst Flavor Ranking

https://t.co/HSyz5xqG0F via @buzzfeeders

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60 degrees out
When am I supposed to wear
My cozy sweaters

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One does not simply
Pick an Instagram filter
Perfection takes time

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Fall: time to wear my
Green military jacket
Call me Lindsay Weir