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@garrylwilkins I will thank you very much

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oogly boogly boo it’s woopity boop booby #DawoodIbrahimPoisoned

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@Culture_Crit Richmond, VA

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Me after focusing on a single task for more than 15 minutes

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@mcmansionhell How ocean liners would need to look to replace transcontinental flights

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People get TSA pre check for the first time and suddenly they’re acting like George Clooney in “Up in the Air”

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@sirwy This is what he was born for

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@brightonf22 The truth

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If y’all see me dripped out in one of these, just know I’m about to hit some nefarious honk shoo’s

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@sirwy @TheFantasyEng Pain

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@RealLyndaCarter This is an absolutely ridiculous take…. Her best friend is a talking flounder, the crab is best friends with her father

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Can’t wait for the NFT community to find out about clip art

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@brightonf22 RIP

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@byubarstool @JohnnyHockey91

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@rechelon How many movies do we gotta make about this before Santa deniers accept the truth??

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@brightonf22 Sounds like something a right brain would say

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@TylerMoore99 Not hard enough

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@jortday26 Put this tweet back

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When is Lin Manuel Miranda gonna finish the boss baby musical?

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Whats a man gotta do to be the first bag out????

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Im never more envious than of the people that get their luggage at the baggage claim before me