Girl Logic

Just try to explain your logic to my hormones.

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

"I hope Beyoncé really is pregnant."

"She's not. One of her friends said--"

"Kelly."

"Who?"

"Exactly."

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

How I feel about your #TransformationTuesday

https://t.co/Nr2rYRlpa7

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

Don't wait around for some boy to make you happy. Live your life, girl, you're fabulous.

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

My trust issues are simple http://t.co/DH2nQbwpE6

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

I think Hell is perpetually running out of Pandora skips during a Kesha song.

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I appreciate when someone recognizes me as "the girl who is obsessed with Beyoncé." Like yes, yes I am, thank you

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

I dream of a day where all I have to do is socialize with people, but then I remember that I hate people. I assume this is "the struggle."

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

Life's not a fairy tale. If you're losing shit at midnight, you're drunk.

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

And here I am on the right...

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

It's Christmas Eve (the day mom yells at you if you breathe because she's busy baking for/stressing out over family she sees once a year)!

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

A nice man bun never hurt anyone.

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

'Tis the season for the family members who still speak to each other to get together and talk about the ones who didn't make the cut

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

Every day I struggle between "I want to look good naked" and "treat yo'self."

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

Coming to the realization that the Gilmore I currently relate most to is Emily and not Lorelai

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

If Beyoncé could actually see how I woke up this morning, she would never want to be my friend.

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

This kid gets it

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

Why does meeting and socializing with people require me to get off my couch? Or wear pants? Yeah, why pants?

[Girl Logic @BasicGirlLogic]

Spent the day creeping Facebook for my high school friends' wedding albums. Saw that the recurring theme was "settling" so that's nice