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coon control spray extra strength *now with lemon*

[• 𝐋 𝐀 𝐔 𝐑 𝐀 • ⸸ • ⛧ @Lau27_Elizabeth]

Cómo olvidar cuando encontré a Winni durmiendo plácidamente en el puff de la facultad, mientras yo iba a ser esclavizada hasta las 23 hs en clases

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[Most gay people are ruby bridges @sryimcrazy]

All these teams finishing their games with a 1-1 draw after Canada.... 🤔

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

"i'm him" so close! ur actually a bitch ass nigga

[paul @paulswhtn]

who gave sam levinson a bible

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Brian @brianfauteux]

he is always so proud to make an announcement about where and how to get drunk

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

Deadnaming Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is Israeli behavior

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

"I'm a terror squad Puerto Rican / Dominican" whatever tf that means 😭

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

the bob is being connected to her eye liner??!!

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[Rob L. White (‘Cuddle’ Short Film OUT NOW!!) @therlwrites]

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

[lalo @e_xoxo305]

@saint_cloudy Me trying to impress Dai Li trade

[eve @csiirac]

ancient pitbull: its mr pangea

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[dl pinkie pie opium trade @piinkst4rr]

white people act like they can just walk through you