Labasa

[Labasa @BasogaBoy]

@TheKennyDevine A village in Mauritius is missing its clown.

[Eddy Jokovich @EddyJokovich]

If Australian citizens make serious allegations of rape and sexual abuse in Israeli custody, why isn't the government demanding answers?

[David Pocock @DavidPocock]

The PM and other major party politicians are getting their figures from the gas industry rather than the ATO and Treasury 🤯
Whose side are they on?
When you try and interrogate these figures from the gas lobby you get “PAGE NOT FOUND”.
You cannot make this stuff up!
Head to https://t.co/dcjuwV2f9S to get involved.
The only way we win this is if the major parties know they will continue to lose votes at the next election if they don't put Australians first.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[JayJay @JayJay91341991]

Dear Anus,

Bondi shooter Sajid Akram, came into this country under the Howard Govt & was given a gun licence under the Abbott Govt.

His son was investigated by ASIO and cleared under the Morrison Govt.

You’re welcome.

#abc730 #auspol #LNPCrimeFamily @AngusTaylorMP

[Gregory Andrews @LyrebirdDream]

Shame @SenatorWong and @AlboMP!

Australia just rejected Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, Ireland, Japan, Norway, Portugal, Spain and the UK in favour of Israel!

We refused their invitation to condemn Israel’s illegal demolition of UN facilities in East Jerusalem.👇🏽

[Labasa @BasogaBoy]

@InsidersABC what a waste of people's time getting @tedobrienmp on the the show. No substance. What a fumbling fool.

[Susan Metcalfe @susanamet]

important interview with Louise Adler on #abc730

"I wonder where his [Premier Malinauskas] compassion and humanity and sensitivity was to Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah. And the fact that her work as a Palestinian writer, academic, esteemed award-winning writer, and the history that she carries with her, and the recent events where 70,000 Palestinians have been killed in Gaza. Where is the shared humanity and the understanding and compassion for Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah?"

Watch the full interview:
https://t.co/XzKYLbxWlm

[Randa Abdel-Fattah @RandaAFattah]

My lawyers have today issued a concerns notice under the Defamation Act on Premier Malinauskas. This is his opportunity to undo some of the harm he has inflicted, and stop punching down.

[Politic@l Spinner. @lesstenny]

If you support Ferguson and Tingle please like and share this post
In my opinion these two are balanced when reporting or hosting shows .. Media like @SkyNewsAust wants to control all media, we must not let them . #auspol

[Peter Cronau @PeterCronau]

The massive Harbour Bridge march was a protest against terrorism by Israel.

[AF Post @AFpost]

Israel has violated the Gaza ceasefire 47 times since the truce began in early October, resulting in 38 Palestinian deaths and 143 injuries, according to Gaza’s media office.

Just today, 11 members of the same family were killed when the bus they were traveling in was struck by an Israeli tank shell in northern Gaza.

Follow: @AFpost

[Hugh Riminton @hughriminton]

Good enough to captain the Wallabies, not good enough for the Parliamentary Sports Club. The reason (justifiable click bait) will shock you…

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

BREAKING:

🇮🇱 Israel’s National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir who has already been banned from entering several European countries due to promotion of terrorism and ethnic cleansing visited detained activists from the Global Sumud Flotilla who were carrying food for the children in Gaza:

"These are the terrorists. They are terrorists. Look at them. Supporters of murderers. They came for Gaza, for the terrorists.

[Dr. Yousef 🇵🇸 @yousef_ki1]

Let’s break the algorithm — reply with a dot.

[nordacious @nordacious]

"If you're a good c*nt, you're a good c*nt. If you're a sh*t c*nt, you're a sh*t c*nt" - Aussie proverb. Cheers to all the good c*nts who asked me to immortalise this viral interview - available now on tees as requested 😅 https://t.co/pbMQSlTpwK

[Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet]

Easily the best and most Australian analogy ever. Shutting down a racist at the same time is just the cherry on top.