Nic Bakker

CFL snob, 1991 MCC Crokinole champ, and a slave to the bassline. Get on your bikes and ride. N+1.

[a ♡ 🇨🇦🇮🇷 @canucksaz]

oilers doing a “we stand with israel” bit, and then immediately following it up with a land acknowledgment, and then following THAT up with the national anthem is so funny it cannot be scripted

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

so, i got chased out of the water by a seal. seals are right on the cusp of 'animals could I win a fight with-o-meter', so i fled the scene.

Life (and seals, appeararently) come at you fast.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

i have become collassal tartigrade. fuck these tourists.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

just picked up an entirely relatable Starfield quest where I'm gonna help some folks scare away gaudy tourists who are sucking up essential resources in a struggling colony on Titan.

🎶is this the real life? is this just fantasy?🎶

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

@CairoPears22888 @babanas30 @christofer1320 @kelmusicc @mymr_1904 @regaladoo_rena @Celat0n @GeannettePerez @unitedlga @vrutank_shah @BusanLilPrince @kimimaioriru @Babs_ayinde @risa_lozano @PantherFist13 @FAZMI86 @William2273 @g5002 fuckoff

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

folks dont take the hollywood strike seriously because there is never solidarity from them when other working class industries strike.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Happy Labor Day! Want a living wage and negotiating power? Join a Union, or make a Union! Thank you union brothers and sisters. #UnionStrong #SagAftra #WGA

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

@chelseahateyou well if we're all out here throwing rocks this is probably for the best then.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

after a clean twelve years of zero bike tube blowouts ive had five now this summer. life's a bitch like that huh?

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

hmmm, it seems like whatever amount of weed we bring to the beach turns up as the exact same amount of weed we smoke at the beach? ODD.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

@JustonRenewable @StrongTowns woosh

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

bro, coastline paradox? this is reel wild shit.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

@IDidTheIggy countdown is on.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

Starfield update: i'm literally shaking over here. come at me fools.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

yea, i'm going to start compulsively clicking that 'a' button starting no later than eight fifty eight PM ADT until the game boots up, why do you ask?

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

disregard.

turns out the shaking is due to a cool breeze this august thirty-first evening. time for pants i guess.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

can't decide if the algorithm is working overtime or asleep at the wheel here..

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

@OilersNation toll-booth Willy.

[Nic Bakker @BassicNic]

photographing is wild. how does this happen? magic, right?