-Baba knows he's not Kelvin
-Kelvin is known to be a dickhead
-playable Kelvin is a healer and quite nice
-his books only depict him as nice
this entire theory makes perfect sense.
Kelvin wasn't reborn, he's the relic with an identity crisis.
Valve did it again
Matty Bennett, your prized comic series was but a hoax, but the Archmother can get them back on the Boston Globe. Summon her, and the Galumphs shall be beloved by all.
"What the fuck? You said you dug that for us?"
♥️ Yes Don't Lie
"I can't fit through there! You dug that for you!"
♥️ It's for both of us Don't Lie
"It's literally shaped exactly like you."
♥️ No it's not Don't Lie
"IT'S A FUCKIN' HEART!!"