Jesus Christ

I'm Jesus. Aren't you meant to follow me?

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@wtfmob @FittsBryce Yeah?

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@DarinBocharski1 @NEWSMAX This is photoshopped. That's not me in that photo.

[Jesus Christ @BastardJesus2]

@DLPodcaster It's true, I was.

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@PCMobster @WrestlingNewsCo Tell me about it.

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@MacwanRina @spiritualslayer Amen

[Jesus Christ @BastardJesus2]

@chudi_chudia No problem

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@TreRob19 @thompsonb2569 So true

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@B3LLATRICKS @kyle3433 @maraudamusic @KayzoMusic Me too

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@randyarock @Rossmac212

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Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples.

"13 waters please"

*wink*

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@jean_coonan @TailsJail @seanobrienpsl @bergormanlowry @Gardawhistlebl1 @johnom318 @EUombudsman Stop bringing me into this.

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@Davey_Baseball Sure is

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@LOVlESMITH Fuck knows

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@MMxMoonshine @shouldhaveaduck Duck deserved it TBF

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@offirmways That's what she said.

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@rogerius64 @Iraqveteran8888 They usually do.

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@caffinetweak @mulletproofff You've driven somebody to the bridge.

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@windwakerkarl @CptPuffy @GeorgeNotFound So, if Jesus is fucking christ, aren't I basically just fucking myself in that situation? I am, after all, Jesus. And I am, after all, Christ.

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@RafelAFN @jab_doc Title of my sex tape right there

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@KarakuchiBoi @3Mia_Hadi3 I just say "oh my dad"