𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗

⠀⠀ the world is cruel , therefore i won't be . ⠀⠀

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
& now that you don't
have to be perfect ,
YOU CAN BE GOOD .
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

ugh.

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

of course it is. you didn’t think i would sell richard, did you?

[T̲H̲I̲R̲D̲ R̲O̲B̲I̲N̲ 。 @thebrainybat]

please let it be me. please.

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

perhaps i will introduce a two-for-one deal if demand is low.

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

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[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

i have decided to sell one of my siblings.

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( baking rat cookies. )

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( damian lifts his chin, mischief dancing in his eyes, and pats her once upon the head. )

oh, no. it is much too gory. besides... are you not a detective? i am certain you can put two and two together.

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

Whaaaaaat?! (Whines.) When was that part of the deal?

……..Unless something happened so heinous after tickling our enemies, because if so, you’ve gotta tell me every single detail of that moment from start to finish.

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

must i?

i had assumed my expression spoke for itself.

[𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐍 @OathToJustice]

Blinks.
“Are you going to say anything, son?”

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

no.

( he scolds. )

don't you know? tickling is against our code. in fact, it is on par with "no killing".

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

(She’s now looking at him as if he lit up the sky and suddenly there were endless possibilities the world can bring!) Can we DO that?!

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( stares into the camera. )

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( he was going to play dirty and flip her, but those words in that sentence in that order literally make him glitch. )

don't tell me tickling is your signature move. why would you want to put your hands anywhere near bane's armpits?

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

It’s a new technique I learned. (Nah, she winged it because it made her laugh and seeing the look on Damian’s face was worth it.)

Have you ever tried figuring out your next step the moment you learn about a bad guy’s tickle spots?

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( smiling. sweetly and innocently, like a baby angel. )

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( believe it or not, he is also trying not to laugh.

stupid girl. he missed her. )

you distracted me with all your gurgling like a sea monster. help me up.

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

………… (Trying her hardest not to laugh, but one look up at him gets her cackling.)

I did good, didn’t I?

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( oh, come on... he's barely even choking her! a comment of "drama queen" is closely followed by a rather undignified squawk as his leg buckles. )

...heh. not bad.

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

(Wheezing, gurgling sounds—)

Nev— nev—! (She reaches around him and pushes at the back of his knee.)

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

you dare to say such a thing...

in front of my salad?

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

IJBOL minus 2783839 aura.

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

( ding ding ding! he's putting her silly grinning face in a headlock. )

say uncle.

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

Uh-uh! You.

(And now, she’s pushing him, too! Looking devilishly cheeky as she holds her ground.)

[𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ﹗ @BATBRAINED]

L rizz.

[Maps Mizoguchi. @mapmakerer]

Straight outta Ohio.