BatDouche

I am Batman.
I play games and lurk on the internet.
dm for discord link

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@marygaitspill Exist together. Do errands together, grocery shop, laundry, get the car looked at.
Eventually get to the point of just enjoying individual hobbies in the same space. You might even find a hobby you both enjoy.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

I kind of forgot it has only been 1 year since I've started to train for 5k running events.

I can now run for 1 hour without stopping. Average of 4 miles.

Started @ barely doing a mile within 20 minutes.

Our bodies can adapt to some pretty amazing things.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@CookedYourGoose @theburntpeanut 🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@CookedYourGoose Damn man. Feels.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

I (woman) in HVAC sales. 40%time when I answer the phone, I get "can I get someone at the counter"

I am that person. every time, the response "oh, well can I talk to this specific person"

Then my coworker will ask me their question. Like we could have not wasted all this time.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man."

So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this:

"What can I help you with?"
"Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project."
Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@CookedYourGoose AHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Golden Nugget

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

I...umm... Do actual humans know that whole acronym or is the government trying to incite some nonsense with this?

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”

The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@fishtankislive aaaaand they are OUT

the emotions where at an all-time high, and here they crash

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

Lauryn Hill is absolute ✨icon✨

Also Kanye looks like an astronaut lol. Not sure if that was intentional but it's goofy af

[Yeezyrih #BULLYSZN @Yeeezyrih]

Ms Lauryn Hill said “is it ok if I do a lil sum?” AND WENT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY 😭🔥🐐

I still haven’t recovered from this

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

Bitch wtf are YOU doing???

Suck that man's dick right the fuck now???

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

Checking out of marriage and living in a shed must feel so good

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

Dude I wish 1200 calories a day made you shed weight

It's not that easy you fucking retards.

[phoen1X / EDTWT @PH0ENIXOXO]

Men in the replies saying she's lying and saying that she's fat and would be "rapidly" losing weight if she ate 1200, this is why no one takes anorexia seriously she's not fat even she's like literally just normal thin she's short

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

The best thing you could do is; to drop your kid off, go buy a ticket for a different movie. (If you're REALLY antsy, you could go to the same movie). Make sure to leave B4 the movie ends, pick kid up, all is good.
My mother DIDN'T do this and it allowed for some shenanigans

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

This woman shared on Instagram: My daughter is 13 now and has started to ask to go places with her friends. Am I doing too much by not allowing her to go unless I’m there? 😩 I hate to be the strict mom.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

Hooking up my co-worker with the new O'pen 3

His reaction was priceless

He walks up to me, like WTF why did you do that!!
🤣🤣
It never gets old surprising someone with their new addiction

IYKYK

@OlightWorld

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@LanceUpper41520 @24Lilmarsh Been waiting for people to make this realization lol. Watch back when they first met, you can tell right then and there.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@jetneptune_
Market Job idea:
the shop owner needs to make a minimum amount in sales ($10-$20). They are allowed to discount FOOD items only to bundle them and meet their quota.
It will give more incentive, they will spend $$ and food doesn't get wasted. Win all around.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@molepfp @jetneptune_ @Miyatafest Perfect clip, I didn't catch that initially. I knew it was fake when he flung it off his hands onto the floor 😂 like bro don't make it WORSE. Also JDRA willing to clean it for $2 made it obvious.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

@PlayWarframe WITHOUT HESITATION

ez choice

I could be entertained literally every second of every day. And I could finally make progress on designing my dojo 😅😅
All the holiday events and TennoGen would also keep me thoroughly entertained

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Play a single video game for a year 9 hours a day to get $5M. What game are you playing?

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

All I see is a bunch of daughters raised in a "me too" era of parenting.

Basic pleasantries and respect are seen as either sexual deviance or asserting your masculinity. Can't just be simply a nice gesture.

Bring back Chivalry!

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

When they grow up, they're going to understand what they didn't know how to value...

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

If your dishes go missing, you Are failing as a parent.
The only reason is bc you let your kids eat in their room. Then you don't check in on their room or mental health.

Most times those dishes get left to mold and get thrown out.
If you were present, this wouldn't happen.

[BatDouche @BatDouche]

No way he thinks NFL street 1 is better than 2.
I'll die on that bed, 2 is FAR superior.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

CaseOh revealed his personal top 10 games of all time in order