PatrickBatemansProdigy

Unproblematic gent

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@Nibellion Me after reading this:

[Lio @fcbgm]

I got no shame I’ll hate Pedri and Yamal for the rest of their careers if they don’t act right

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

they can never make me hate you

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@UTDTrey Look at the levels. 39yr old Messi going band for band w and expected to beat the modern era stars in their prime. He’s so different man

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Olise probably glad he picked France because Tuchel may have left him at home for Madueke🤣

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@atifreds Tuchel hates technical players

[E @Ellis_]

We almost sold Mainoo for £40m because of Amorim btw.

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@UTDTrey Talk soon.

[🇿🇦⭐🦄⚖️MBUSENG SEHESHE⚖️🦄⭐🇿🇦 @BUBU_ZIYECH]

Africans have disowned us, please write South Africa next time..

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@_Hybreed_ “Naija boy” is killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Spain lost their first World Cup game and won the World Cup 🏆🇪🇸

Argentina lost their first World Cup game and won the World Cup 🏆🇦🇷

South Africa lost their first World Cup game and…. 🇿🇦🤔

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@UTDTrey HOLDDDDDDDDD DAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

Son is that Michael Jordan in the NBA Finals being compared to Ronaldo against Uzbekistan

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

"Pressing" wingers have to be my least favourite genre of footballer.

[s @exfootballfan]

If Mainoo was Spanish or Dutch, he’s starting every game at this World Cup. But England would rather pick electricians over technicians because they “run more” and that’s exactly why they win nothing.

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@UTDTrey 5*

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[BLOVD✨🇦🇷🇪🇦 @BlovdSzn_]

Ronaldo's biggest fear is actually Portugal winning without him.

[PatrickBatemansProdigy @BatemansProdigy]

@MartienBall I’m actually so glad that we’re breaking the habit of buying mediocre players for world class fees

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Fell asleep and missed a Cunha Brace💔💔

[Michael @TheMG3D]

I don’t blame them 😭