💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝘽𝘼𝙏 .ᐟ

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

—— CAUGHT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN. ♪

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@custcs Yaaaaaawn.

“Oooo, maybe! If they walkin' 'round, lookin' like a losa', then I *might* come swingin'!” Roxy jests, tapping her bat against his wounded leg as she does.

“So keep talkin', boy! Make yerself deservin' of another whoopin'!”

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

Twirl, twirl, twirling her trusty ol' baseball bat as she walks past @custcs..

.. and strikes him in the back of the knees!

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@WaltzingViper Yeah? Sure that a kicked-out high heel can't mess that up?

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

“Wha'? Where'd that big lug run off to?

—! C'moooon! Right when we got customers! ABBBBBBBIIIIIII!!!”

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@custcs “Well, if yer still here, maybe ya wanna teach me some good ones?”

Standing still, sneering.

“Ya like me or somethin'? I ain't makin' ya stand here. Go on! Ya know how to use yer lil' words, yeah?”

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@BayAreaBehemoth “Mffff.. this where Ab's keeps th' meat? Weirdo, but wha' — oh hi Abs!”

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@custcs Blink, blink.

“Mind ya breath firs'!” The redhead scowls, scrunching up her nose in disgust. “Shame ya didn't find any toothpaste on the groun'. Ooo, ya stink!”

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@custcs Whistling an innocent ol' tune as she taps the weapon against her shoulder.

“Sorry! Musta lost my grip there.” Shrug. “Or ya got in the way o' my lil' girl 'ere. Ain't her fault ya can't watch where yer goin'.”

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@HundredsOfKicks — door to pull it clean off, leaving a badly torn driver's seat in its flimsy wake.

❝I don't care 'bout what ya gotta do, *now* ya gotta help me look. I ain't takin' no for an answer.❞

—;✦ #METROMAYHEM!

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

The car show can only go on for so long.

It had been a few long, agonizing weeks since her dim-witted hothead of a business partner had gone MIA from the shop. Roxy had chalked it up to just another one of Abigail's tantrums; going radio silent to prove a silly, stupid point —

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

@HundredsOfKicks — ❝If you ain't see 'im, then you're gonna help me look, ya understan'?❞

Roxy curtly continues, withdrawing her finger to gesture towards the now-wrecked car. Evidently uncaring of the brunette's position, the car shop lady has no problem stomping over to the driver's side —

[⋆ ★ 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐍-𝐋𝐈´ˎ˗ @HundredsOfKicks]

@BATEMUP conversation such as this feels like too much of a time waster.

#MetroMayhem

[･ﾟ✧ 𝐅𝐀𝐘𝐄. @FleetoftheCards]

—— A DEVIL IN PARADISE. ♥

[「 Cᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ☆ Cᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅᴏ 」 @CommitScumocide]

@RowdyDiplomacy —

capable of shifting the tides of the city.

〝 I'll give you one warning to stand down, 'less you wish to be considered a defier of justice, Cody. The dark future you've set this city toward, cries for one name, and one name only. . .

CAPTAIN COMMANDO! 〞

「 #METROMAYHEM 」

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

— should she ignore the car shop gal.

❝Ya see a big hothead 'round here? Ya betta' not tell me ya have him locked up, sista'! I got a business to run, so out with it!❞

—;✦ #METROMAYHEM!

[💀 • 𝗥𝗢𝗫𝗬 @BATEMUP]

— would finally turn around and bring her to the doorstep of the goody-two-shoes, @HundredsOfKicks. ... Or to her bashed-in car door, whichever she'd prefer.

❝Aye, girly!❞ Redhead calls the Interpol legend, black stiletto kicking an improperly discarded soda can Chun's way —