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Norma: Marrying you ruined my life.
Alex: What?? How?
Norma: I had to wait SO long to audition for the play today!
Alex: How is that my fault?
Norma: It’s alphabetical.
Alex: Okay?
Norma: I used to be a B!! YOU MADE ME AN R!! 😡
Alex:
Norma: I’m changing my name back >:(

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Norma: OWWW!!
Alex, running down the stairs: What?! What is it?!
Norma: I think my fruit tree gave me a splinter :(
Alex: *punches branch* What the HELL, tree?!

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Norma: I miss you :(
Norma: I’m so lonely :(
Norma: Why’d you have to leave me :(
Alex: Norma, I’m trying to pee.
Norma: wiTH THE DOOR CLOSED >:(

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Norma, holding her cat at eye level: you are so brave. the toughest cat ive ever met. a fearless warrior
Cat: meow
Norma: and since Alex isn’t home you’re going to eat that spider in the kitchen while I continue to hide up here okay? go on

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Norma: you know, cereal technically qualifies as a soup
Alex: *sighs deeply* I really wonder what goes on inside your brain sometimes

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Alex: just tell me what happened
Norma: okay but you can’t get mad
Alex: just tell me
Norma: I was just minding my own business-
Alex, slamming his hand down on the table: BULLSHIT!
Norma: I WAS!!

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Alex: I swear, I’m gonna kill you.
Norma: Okay, imagine a world without me.
Alex:
Alex, tearing up: Why would you-

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Alex: if Norma thinks she can just bat her cute little eyes at me and just get whatever she wants….
Alex: she’s 100% right

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Alex: What are you doing?
Norma: I’m making girl dinner!
Alex: That’s…those are just bare noodles in a bowl. Are they even cooked?
Norma: Yes, they’re cooked! And I put butter on them!
Alex: Jesus Christ, I married you…
Norma: You can’t handle girl dinner. Go order a pizza.

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Norma: Alex…
Alex: Jesus christ honey, what happened to you?
Norma: (sobbing) All my babies are grown up.
Alex: What?
Norma: They’re all grown up! When did that happen?
Alex: *sigh* Are you listening to that Taylor Swift song again?
Norma: (crying harder) SHE’S ALL GROWN UP TOO!

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*Alex’s car on fire*
Norma: *holding the firecracker she just launched at it*
Alex, sighs: I have to say, I’m really disappointed in you
Norma:
Norma: you didn’t HAVE to say it
Alex:
Norma: you could’ve just…. thought it

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Norma: Alexa, play Bad Blood by Taylor Swift.
Alex: Stop it. It was an accident!
N: Alexa, volume up.
A: I didn’t mean to! I’m sorry!
N: Sorry doesn’t undo what you did.
A: It was an accident!
N: You STEPPED on our BABY’S tail, Alex! How could you do that to Richard?! 😡😡

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Norma: Boys, come eat.
Alex: It’s the middle of the game!
Norma: Well, pause it! Dinner’s ready!
Dylan: It’s the Superbowl. We can’t pause it.
Norma: Don’t they take breaks? Tell them to take a break so you can eat!
Alex: Babe, Halftime *just* ended.
Norma: NO! I MISSED RIHANNA?!

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(adapted from Parks and Recreation episode 2x07)

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Norma(to Dylan): You see this man, you stop him. Knock his head off if you have to.
Alex: Don’t do that.
Norma: I give you permission to use excessive force.
Alex: Don’t use excessive force.
Norma: Fine. Don’t go overboard. Just stop him.
Norma: …by any means necessary.
Alex: NO

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Emma: I can’t believe Norman killed my mom :(
Dylan: Well, if it makes you feel better, he killed mine too…

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Norma (sobbing): if the zombie apocalypse happened, would you even plant me a garden of strawberries?
Alex: I knew that HBO subscription was a mistake…
Norma (screaming): WOULD YOU??
Alex: honey, you don’t even like strawberries?
Norma: I would if YOU planted them 🥺

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a throwback

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🤒

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Norma: Alex, I don’t want your sickness.
Alex: but I gave you kisses when you were sick :(
Norma: and thEN YOU GOT FUCKING BRONCHITIS.

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Alex is down with a cold and acting like a little baby about it. Norma’s made him some soup and told him to go lay down. When jokingly accused of neglect, she’s given him a stare until he apologized and told her he’ll do better

[what’s normero doing? @whatsnormero]

Alex is down with a cold and acting like a little baby about it. Norma’s made him some soup and told him to go lay down. When jokingly accused of neglect, she’s given him a stare until he apologized and told her he’ll do better