Bat

Eren Yeager. Sailing through unknown seas 🌊. Existential Crisis.

[Bat @BatFlanker]

Beat Brasil to win Copa 🇧🇷🏆
Beat Italy to win Finalissima 🇮🇹🏆
Beat France to win World Cup🇫🇷🏆

Beat C.Ronaldo in UCL final🏆
Beat Neymar in Copa America final🏆
Beat Mbappe in World Cup final🏆

Now that's a statement.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Ronaldo fans are quite about this one😂

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano Ronaldo in the first half:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 successful take-ons
0 fouls won
0 duels won

Despite Portugal having 80% possession.

[Garvit Sethi @garvit_sethii]

If Modi has guts, try banning WhatsApp/Instagram/X for a week.
Trump will show him his place

Vo toh telegram's owner is Russian toh kardiya ban😂

[Bat @BatFlanker]

neves 🤦.
portugal is unbelievably stacked man

[Bat @BatFlanker]

Vs. Algeria.
Kansas City Stadium.

[Bat @BatFlanker]

Messi and Argentina '26 ⭐⭐⭐🌟

A thread containing all aura photos of the 2026 WC.

Will be updated after each matchday and as far as the journey continues. Everyone is welcome to add their photos as well.

Vs. Algeria 17 June 2026.
Kansas City Stadium.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

🇦🇷🔟

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[Feli @pilludinho]

Hay por ahí un mexicano, un uruguayo, un colombiano, un portugués, que cuando el hijo venga y le diga “Papá, vos viste a Messi?” él va a tener todos los recuerdos llenos de odio en vez de haber disfrutado al mejor futbolista de todos los tiempos.

Pobre gente, hermano.

[Dr Prteek @DrHomeostatic]

If a thief steals a phone worth ₹70,000, he'll sell it for ₹5,000 because he never earned it. The country is in a similar situation.

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨 Ronaldo Nazario: "It’s time for the world to stop hiding and accept the fact that LIONEL MESSI IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME.” 🐐

[ris @riskyfcb_]

love how all Neymar fans simply are grounded enough to accept he’s washed no pretentious tweets like crkelly fanbase

[Jimmy @FCBJimmy_]

I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Enzo plays 90 minutes at the Messi show. 🇦🇷✊

[E. @egrodriguez_]

Antes si Ronaldo hacía 3, Messi hacía 4. 10 años después, si Mbappe hace 2, Messi hace 3. Fuimos testigos.

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Min 30 y ya están llorando por una roja a Messi que ni los jugadores de Algeria pidieron

La tienen metida hasta el fondo tu, nunca se recuperarán de Qatar

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

It's over 😭

[GIDEO IS A NONCE @muxsin2003]

Homelando gonna now try slap 35 yard shots every 3 minutes later today ffs, rip to those in Row Z

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Equaling Klose’s record and surpassing Ronaldo Nazario?

🚨 Lionel Messi: “It is a great honor to be able to compete with all these greats, including Ronaldo Nazario, among the players I have watched.

"He was one of the greatest players of all time, and yet he is not in first place. So in the end, it’s just a statistic.."

[Bat @BatFlanker]

Last name: Ever
First name: Greatest