Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ)

Evil Knievel is my hero. I follow the mantra of “dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge”

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@LFCHelp Hi - have created an account for my son, but there is no way to input his date of birth. Please help!

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I wish people would stop tweeting this picture of these hard working folks at Tory HQ, letting off steam & having a Xmas do last year.

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

Argh - all gone @MondoNews :(

[MONDO @MondoNews]

We have gone through and canceled duplicate orders for MEGA MAN by @Murugiah_, and the Blue Bomber is back in stock. Super small amount.

Stop reading: https://t.co/svyxbSstHX

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

I wonder if Dean Cain needs publicity to find work. If only there was a bandwagon he could hitch on to, seeking the lowest common denominator?

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

Got to be in it to win it!

[XBOX @XBOX]

🧽 x 🐢

Follow and RT with #XboxAllStarBrawlsweepstakes for a chance to win one of these vibrant @NickBrawlGame Xbox Series X consoles.

Age 18+. Ends 10/24/21. Rules: https://t.co/Z2VzIdludF

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@NishaShah See... See....!

[fern @_fernfernfern]

On the wedding day, Luke’s mum pulled Morag to one side to tell her how insecure he is and how he wasn’t himself anymore, and all Morag has done is beat him down, tear apart his masculinity and tell him how wrong he is for her, this man deserves the absolute world #MAFSUK

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

Why don’t airbags work in any of the Fast and Furious films?

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@jonnydoyle This one just keeps on giving

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

An awesome failure in maintaining relevancy.

[Gillian McKeith @GillianMcKeith]

Certificate
Of
Vaccination
I
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Truth is always in plain sight.

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

In the history of McDonald’s, has anyone ever thought of intentionally ordering one of their wraps?

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@YGVassilakis @smithdog @benbrook Dan… Dan… Dan…

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

Arghhhhh - Microsoft are advertising Teams on Tv. That’s my Vietnam - hearing the teams ‘bing bing’ is my Forgotten Son. Brings about levels of PTSD that therapy isn’t ready to cure

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@MightyShearer Just imagine how worse it’d be if we had a Fox News type of outlet here… oh wait, NewsUk is just round the corner…! We’re doomed!

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@MightyShearer No matter how low it gets, people have short memories, focusing on the short term over the long term f-ups: “yeah, we exacerbated COVID, but Boris ordered all the vaccines, so it’s all alright, innit”.

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

I have no more passwords left to give. Can’t I just start again with password123 ?

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@NStoronsky @RevolutApp I work with teams who are experts at customer service management, with Liveperson and user journeys. More than happy to help you guys fix this issue

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

⁦@RevolutApp⁩ your customer service advisory team need some help in customer management. Any chance you can give them a nudge?

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@bestInSh0w @Tanner_Slavin I just want to know what happens to Wanda’s red car. The one she drove to the lot, and seemingly left it there. Was it a rental? If yes - that’ll hurt her credit card. Or... am I focusing on the wrong thing here?

[Sachin Shah (સચિન શાહ) @BatFreak]

@UKPS5Notify Their server is being destroyed by bots!