Thomas

[Thomas @BathToasters]

@ObscenityCards lots of Throbbing Labrador Cum 💄

[Thomas @BathToasters]

@Nigel_Farage God Bless you Nigel

[Thomas @BathToasters]

@SugFreeScience @rickygervais Look up Shitcunt on FB 😉

[Thomas @BathToasters]

Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants

[Thomas @BathToasters]

*takes dick out of mouth*

“Wait.. you voted remain?”

[Thomas @BathToasters]

Ever been so angry you shat yourself?

[Thomas @BathToasters]

When your misses tells you to wank in a glass so she can drink it in the morning....

[Thomas @BathToasters]

Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

[Thomas @BathToasters]

Unseeable

[Thomas @BathToasters]

You look like the kind of person who farts in small corridors

[Thomas @BathToasters]

On your marks...
Get set...
Gobble your penis.

[Thomas @BathToasters]

“Butler! Fetch me my finest munging funnel”

[Thomas @BathToasters]

https://t.co/rTW6mrZWhF

the second cumming

[Thomas @BathToasters]

And you wonder why they cancelled free licenses for over 75s...

[Thomas @BathToasters]

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you ever masturbated a dog?

[Thomas @BathToasters]

@ncfcchef_cooper I packed my finest tweezers

[Thomas @BathToasters]

I came
I saw
I got arrested