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here for a good time ;)

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

so u just gonna bring me a tale to canterbury in the canterbury tales with a tale in the canterbury tales at canterbury with a tale at canterbury in the canterbury tales at canterbury with a tale in the canterbury tales at canterbury with a canterbury tale

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

@18iAmTheLaw #WOB 4ever

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

@Hubert81402081 i have to be loud for everyone that wants to hear how hilarious and amazing i am hahahahah. u wouldn’t know what that’s like so that’s prob why u don’t understand /: anyway, i don’t need u to be sorry, i don’t take pity from peasants anyway 😘😘

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

@_Doc_Man_ listen i see u shopping at sears while i’m shopping at saks 🤷🏼‍♀️ what do u know abt fashion anyway, all u care abt is ur bod /: sad!

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

i’m just trying to find husband # 6 and everybody is flinging their tackiness on me EW GET OFF

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

all issues are “women’s issues.”

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

s/o to all of the brave men & women who have served!

to my ladies: ur awesome, keep killin it

to the fellas: i <3 a man in uniform (;

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

don’t forget to belittle their undeserved success by telling them their accomplishments were easy!! it’s not hard for girlies to get into harvard bc we’re better than men in every conceivable way :-)

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

me & my bestie after we put our men in their places hahahahah

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

now i have 280 characters to tell y’all what to do abt men

first u marry them

then u destroy them

then they die

repeat

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

i loveeeee @milliebbrown’s style !!!! #twins #werebothbritish #icons

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

@_ThE_MeRcHaNt_ heck yeah it is!!!

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

me when i find a new potential husband on this pilgrimage 🤑

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

this pilgrimage is cool and all but i’d rather be looking for # 6 on tinder /:

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

i’m always down to spill some tea with the lower classes but if these peasants keep coming for me they gon get SNATCHED

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

@TheKnight_2018 @_ThE_MeRcHaNt_ srry just had to drag this actual peasant for a bit

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

@_ThE_MeRcHaNt_ maybe if u stop shopping in the literal garbage ur life will b better. probs not tho bc ur a man

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

@_ThE_MeRcHaNt_ they died when they saw ur tacky, last season’s outfits 🤧

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

.@_ThE_MeRcHaNt_ stop shopping at tj maxx for like 12 seconds and be nice to griselda, she owns u

[$$$ Wife of Bath $$$ @BathWifey]

unless they want to marry u, in that case...